' anyplace.
At least I don't think I am.
Oh, God. God.
God!
OK.
OK. OK.
Don't panic.
Don't panic.
Don't panic.
Hey!
Hey! Ranger Burns!
Ranger Burns!
Ranger Burns! Hey!
Blue moon
You saw me standing alone...
Bernard... clubs, diamonds,
hearts, spades.
It's all coming back.
I think.
But you do play bridge?
- My father was an avid card player.
- Mine too.
He taught us lots of games.
I think bridge was one of 'em.
- We can play the first hand open face.
- Don't do anything on my account.
You mind if I close these curtains?
This moonlight is a bit too bright.
Bernard, communication's the key. It's
important we be on the same wavelength.
- Absolutely.
- All right. I dealt, I pass.
- Pass.
- Pass.
- 13 points to open, five card...
- Two clubs.
Two clubs. Pass.
Three clubs.
Pass.
- Three no-trump?
- All right! Yes.
Perfect.
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah.
- All right.
- Your lead, Maggie.
- It's a laydown.
- Not again!
I crossruff the singleton, play the queen
for finesse, and run the trump.
- We've been skunked.
- Or hustled.
Beginner's luck, I assure you.
Maybe a dinner break
will cool you guys off.
- I'm still thinking about Aurora Borealis.
- I'm itching to go back to Aurora Borealis.
I understand.
- Hope to play again. Bye.
- Thanks for the game. Bye.
Bye.
Hey! What do you
think you're doing?
What do you think
you're doing? Hey!
Hey!
No. No. Come back! Hey! Come back!
Hey, where are you goin'?
Come back! You can rip me off,
just don't leave me here!
Please.
Ow! God.
Get outta the car.
Suit yourself.
Hey! You!
Hey! Wait! Wait!
Where are you goin'?
Stop!
I thought my place
was off the beaten path.
I'm surprised you don't, uh...
you don't carry a passport.
I mean, it's like you gotta travel
through two time zones to get here.
If it weren't for that moon,
I would have lost you. You were movin'...
- Shut up!
- OK. OK. Fine.
- Sit down.
- No problem.
That smells delicious.
I haven't eaten anything since...
I... I don't like people
barging in on me. OK?
I don't like people!
You are a person, and I don't like people!
- You understand me?
- I can respect that.
Really. Really. I can.
- Northern Italian Cuisine?
- Give me that. Give me that!
The California Cookbook?
Do you wanna die?
Is that what you want?
These are recipes
for Sichuan dumplings.
Do you know who I am?
Do you understand what I'm tryin' to say?
Do you know who I am?
No.
I'm Adam.
Oh, I'm Chef Boyardee.
- What?
- You're not Adam.
What do you mean, I'm not A...?
I'm Adam!
- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am!
- You are not!
- Yes, I am!
- Do I have to do something to prove it?
- Adam is a big, threatening, wild...
I mean, granted, you're that, but he's not
the kind of guy that stirs noodles in a wok.
Oh. How about if I kill you?
OK, fine. You wanna be Adam?
Nice to meet you, Adam.
Next time we'll try to do it at my house.
We'll do a picnic.
All right, we'll have a picnic. And maybe
we can work on your lousy golf swing.
Oh, my God.
- It's time for this head to hit the pillow.
- Good idea. I'll keep the fires burning.
- We'll pick it up in the morning.
- I prefer to work straight through.
What for? I mean...
we're way ahead of schedule. Besides,
you probably haven't slept in a while.
Not since I left Portland
five days ago.
- Five days ago?
- Yeah.
- I started workin' on this five days ago.
- You think it's a coincidence?
I don't know,
but you must be awfully tired.
I don't sleep much. It must be hereditary.
My father was an insomniac.
- That's rough.
- Pop made it work to his advantage.
He was a truck driver, so he'd burn a lot
of midnight rubber on cross-country trips.
Yeah, my daddy travelled around a lot too.
He sold those greeting cards door to door.
But he was a sound sleeper.
- It's always the trade-off.
- Well...
The thing I'd miss most about
not sleepin' would be the dreams.
It's my dreams that are
keeping me awake.
Oh, yeah?
How's