is in there right now?
Well, its on "E".
You know, uh, oftentimes, Jerry -
he lend me his car,
and I find myself in a situation
where the car is almost out of gas.
But, for a variety of reasons,
I don't want to be the one responsible
for purchasing costly gasoline.
So, you want to know how far
you can drive your friend's car for free.
Well, I make it up to him in other ways.
As you will see, the candy bar is paid for
and yet remains dangling in the machine.
Hey, it's gone.
Where is my Twix?
What?
That guy's eating it!
Well, how do you know that one's yours?
It was dangling!
There were only two left in the machine!
He must've bought one, and gotten both.
Sir, are you gonna buy a car?
No!
Hey!
Hey!
I can see you!
That is my Twix!
Paper jam...
Got it!
- Hey!
On the flip side.
David, um, I...
Don't leave me hanging.
You're a salesman now -
and the high-five is...
It's very grease monkey.
What did I tell you about that?
I'm sorry, but
the high-five is just so stupid.
Oh yeah?
I'll tell you what's stupid.
You, stupid.
Well, that is really mature.
Yeah?
So are you.
You're the grease monkey.
That doesn't make any sense.
I am leaving.
Yeah, if you leave, we're through.
Fine!
We're through!
Oh, so you're leaving?
That's right.
High-five!
On the flip side!
Taking me to Arby's...
Hey!
Wh-where are you...?
Lets finish this up.
Did you two break up?
That chick's whacked.
We're history.
I just left out a couple of things:
rust-proofing...
"Rust-proofing"?
Transport charge, storage surcharge,
additional overcharge,
finder's fee...
"Finder's fee"?
It was on the lot!
Yeah, that's right.
Floor mats, keys...
"Keys"?
How are you gonna start it?
Excuse me.
I believe you just ate my Twix bar.
It was dangling.
And when you purchased your Twix bar,
you got a little freebie,
and you never bothered to ask why,
or seek out its rightful owner.
First of all, it wasn't a Twix.
It was a 5th Avenue bar.
You must think I'm pretty stupid.
That was no 5th Avenue bar.
I can see the crumb
right there in the corner of your lip!
That is a cookie!
And we all know that Twix is
the only candy bar with the cookie crunch.
That's a little nougat.
Nougat?
Please.
I think I've reached the point in my life
where I can tell between nougat and cookie.
So, let's not just say things
that we both know are obvious fabrications.
You know, you're getting a little vein there...
I know about the vein!
I can't believe this guy...
Hey, George!
I'm starving!
No, last one.
Listen, you gotta help me out.
Elaine and Puddy just broke up.
He treats me just like a regular customer now!
I tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen.
No-ho-ho!
You were gonna get a deal, huh?
There's no laws in this place.
Anything goes!
It's Thunderdome!
Is someone helping you?
Stay back!
Where is it now?
There's still some overlap
between the needle and the slash below the "E".
How long are you gonna go?
Oh, I've been in the slash many times.
This is nothing.
You'll get used to it.
Just put it out of your mind.
Have you ever been completely below the slash?
Well, I almost did once, and I blacked out.
When I came to,
the car was in a ditch, and the tank was full.
I don't know who did it,
and I never got to thank them...
Mr Kramer, the road!
So, listen, Puddy.
When we first started this deal,
I thought things were gonna be different.
Now, if you want to play hardball, I got my friend
George here, and he can play pretty hard... ball.
George, vein it up.
Alright, Puddy, listen, and listen good:
I need to know the name of that mechanic
that walks around here.
Big guy, a liar.
Short name.
Sam? Moe? Sol?
George!
Can we focus on the car here?
I'm starving!
I can feel my stomach sucking up against my spine.
Jerry, I just need your signature here,
and we'll get you that yellow car ready to go.
Yellow?
I wanted black.
I can't give you black at that price.
George, would you