I never thought
That I could be so satisfied
Every time that I look in your angel eyes
A shock inside me
That words just can 't describe
And there's no explaining
Something in the way you move
I can 't deny
Every word from your lips is a lullaby
A twist of fate makes life worthwhile
You are gold and silver
I said I wasn 't gonna lose my head
- But then pop goes my heart
- Pop goes my heart
I wasn 't gonna fall in love again
- But then pop goes my heart
- Pop goes my heart
And I just can 't let you go
I can 't lose this feeling
These precious moments
We have so few
Let's go far away
Where there's nothing to do but play
You've shown to me
That my destiny's with you
And there's no explaining
I said I wasn 't gonna lose my head
- But then pop goes my heart
- Pop goes my heart
I wasn 't gonna fall in love again
- But then pop goes my heart
- Pop goes my heart
And I just can 't let you go
I can 't lose this feeling
A twist of fate makes life worthwhile
You are gold and silver
I said I wasn 't gonna lose my head
- But then pop goes my heart
- Pop goes my heart
I wasn 't gonna fall in love again
- But then pop goes my heart
- Pop goes my heart
And I just
Can 't let you go
PoP was one of the biggest bands
of the '80s...
...but today they're known
as Colin Thompson 's old group.
Colin, or as he's been dubbed
by the queen, "Sir Colin"...
...has gone on to sell millions of records,
star in blockbuster films...
...and create his own cologne,
"A Whiff of Colin."
But here's a question:
Can you remember the name
of the other guy in PoP?
Whatever happened to Alex Fletcher?
Tonight we find out
on Battle of the '80s Has-Beens.
We think it's gonna be bigger
than American Idol.
So, what do you think, Alex?
Well, I love it.
It's brilliant on so many levels,
I don't even know where to start.
Good for you.
Because some of the people
we've approached...
...have had a little problem
with the term "has-been."
Have they? Have they?
You see, I don't share that.
I am a happy has-been. Really.
It's a very clear statement:
"I live in the past.
Everything good I ever did
was long ago.
Don't expect anything
new or exciting from me now."
Really takes the pressure off.
Especially on a first date.
Good for you.
So we've already taped several shows...
...and we're going to start
airing them this week.
And some of the performers
include REO Speedwagon...
- Speedwagon.
...Flock of Seagulls...
The Flock? Okay.
...Debbie Gibson, Tiffany...
- Debbie.
- History there.
...and Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
So "Relax."
Nice one.
Good. Okay. Worthy adversaries, all.
And how many songs
would I actually get to perform?
I'd like to do two, you know?
A ballad and then maybe
a more up-tempo number...
...where I get to shake it a bit.
I can't promise any of the acts
that they'll be singing.
Sorry? Confused.
What would we be doing, then?
Boxing.
That's why the show is called
Battle of the '80s Has-Beens.
Only the winner gets to sing.
Right, right, right. Got you.
- Afternoon, Mr. Fletcher.
- Hello, Willy.
Have a good day.
Yes, well, enjoyed it so far.
- All right. There he is.
- Oh, my manager.
All right, listen,
I had no idea they meant boxing.
Nobody said a word to me, I swear.
No, it's not a problem.
I can definitely take Flock of Seagulls.
We did a tour with them in '89
and we beat them severely.
They cried like little girls.
All right, listen. It's my fault and
I hate myself for it, but I'm not upset.
And do you know why?
You've been at my liquor.
Because of her.
Cora Corman.
Biggest star in the world.
Bigger than Britney and Christina
put together.
And guess who she loves.
Her country?
You. She's a huge PoP fan
and she wants to meet you, Alex.
Hang on, hang on.
Khan, I've missed you.
Alex, I have Sophie here for you.
That sounds like fun. Who is she?
She's here to do your plants.
But Jane does my plants.
She can be in and out in five