I shouldn 't have stayed
When I saw you there
With another man
But as we slipped away
I thought I heard you say:
"This wasn 't part of the plan"
Just a meaningless kiss
It wasn 't supposed to end up like this
Just a meaningless kiss
Just a meaningless kiss
We knew it was wrong
But we couldn 't resist
Just a meaningless kiss
Till I fell in love with you
Girls, tell me the truth.
Are these pants too tight?
Oh, my God, I gotta get up there.
And here we are two years later
Too late to turn back now
We've gotta finish
What we shouldn 't have started
We gotta walk away somehow
But it's easier said than done
When two hearts beat as one
And three hearts are one too many
That's why we shouldn 't have ever begun
Just a meaningless kiss
We knew it was wrong
But we couldn 't resist
Just a meaningless kiss
Till I fell in love with you
We can 't go on like this forever
When we're not meant to be together
So leave me here on my own
From now on I guess
I've gotta dance alone
It wasn 't supposed to end up like this
- Alex!
- Alex!
- Hello, girls.
- Alex, I'm Barbara.
In Boston, in 1989,
I came back to your hotel...
If you wanna see Alex again,
check his website for the tour schedule.
And the Knott's Berry Farm show
is temporarily postponed, okay?
Great show, huh? They love you.
They're hot for you.
Of course, they're also hot because
so many are going through menopause.
Wait a minute.
Barbara from Boston. From Boston.
I do remember that Barbara. I do.
I'm going back for one second.
No. That's how we wind up
getting chased by angry husbands.
- Not necessarily. She...
- Hi.
Well, hi.
Hello. Hello, hello. Very good news. Yes.
Chris, you remember Sophie?
Planted in my memory.
I just wanted to apologize
for being so cryptic earlier.
- This is my sister, Rhonda.
- Hi.
I'm sorry. I've...
You were so great tonight.
We've met, haven't we? Right?
We were practically a duet there.
I know. Anyway,
could I get a quick autograph?
You may, Rhonda.
- Could I get a picture too?
- Only if you're single.
I've been married 16 years,
but nothing's written in stone.
Could you scootch? Thanks.
Also, I really wanted to thank you
for your offer.
- What offer?
- While Greg, the rhyming psychopath...
Thanks again for him.
- Was in my apartment, Sophie spouted
some really interesting lyrics.
I thought she was doing plants.
I'm holding a pose here.
- I appreciate it...
- I need a song by Friday...
...and it is amazingly difficult
to find a sane lyricist.
Why don't you just
write the lyrics yourself?
- That's really not a strength of his.
- That's absolutely right.
I once rhymed "you and me"
with "autopsy."
Well, that's not necessarily bad.
You could do something with that.
You know?
Figuring out you and me
Is like doing a love autopsy
- You see, you see. That's quite good.
- That's not bad.
- Go on. More. How does it go?
- I have no idea.
Someone could have sculpted us
in this time.
You know what? Let me take it.
They could operate all day long
And never figure out what went wrong
My God, you are...
You are Cole Porter in panties.
Of course, having said that,
Cole Porter probably did wear panties.
Anyway, thank you for inviting us.
Okay, I'm just gonna take a quick one.
Let me take it. Let me take it, Sophie.
- Thank you so much. That was great.
- Hang on.
Nice to meet you guys. Bye-bye.
So this is where Sophie works, eh?
Yeah. She is gonna be right out.
Excellent. Excellent.
Thank you very much.
So how much do you weigh?
I fluctuate. Yeah.
Okay, look, I am terribly sorry
to barge in like this...
...but I have decided
I cannot take no for an answer.
- I told you that...
- You're not a writer.
Except when you are writing poems
and short stories...
...in the New School literary magazine.
I Googled you. And you were good.
Look, I'm flattered.
I mean, you're one of six people
in the world who's actually read those...
...but that doesn't