Nothing. Let's go.
Can I see that? What? In your hand.
Your other hand!
Portia, go to your room. I forgot
some papers and a secretary... GO!
Oh, Archie... No, really.
It's lovely!
Thank you!
It's even got a "W" for Wendy!
I'm so glad you like it, darling!
It's the most beautiful thing
you've ever given me!
Archie! This isn't like you!
Are you fucking crazy?!
I saved your ass! I had him right
where I wanted him, you asshole!
I gave you one fucking thing to do,
Otto! You were supposed to drive me
here and shut up! Relax!
CAR DRIVES AWAY NOISILY
TELEPHONE RINGS
Hello?
Hold on. ..It's for you.
Hello?
Not at the moment, no.
I'm not quite sure when
I'll be able to get hold of that.
Yes, yes, I do appreciate that.
As soon as possible.
Well, that would be very nice,
obviously.
See you soon, I hope.
Bye, Frank.
DOG GROWLS AND BARKS
Easy! Calm down! Easy, g-girl!
Easy!
Come here.
Smell!
Smell!
Now, k-k-k...
..k-k-kill!
BELL TOLLS
We therefore commit its body
to the ground.
Earth to earth,
ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
CHOIR BOYS SING "MISERERE DOMINE"
Hello, honey. What happened?
N-Nothing. What's that?
Um... Not Granny?
N-Not yet. Who is it for then?
A f-f... A fish? Frenchman?
Phone operator? F-Friend.
A four-legged one? Oh!
Where's my sister?
In the b-b... Thank you.
..lavatory.
Wanda!
QUIETLY:
Anything? What? ..No!
SHOUTING:
Why are you here? I'm bored!
Bored wandering around this awful
city shoving George's ugly pict...
Talking to snotty,
stuck-up British faggots.
Jesus, they're uptight!
They get rigor mortis
in the prime of life!
Standing with their hair clenched...
..waiting for the weekend
so they can dress as ballerinas...
"The flat at four. 2B..."?
To be, or not to be...honest,
I hate them!
I mean, pretending they're
so fucking lawyer...so fucking
superior with those phoney accents!
You've a beautiful voice, Ken.
When it works!
Son of a bitch!
LOUDLY:
So, want to have some lunch?
Heard from him? Who? Archie.
I have to finish my hair!
No. Nothing?
Well, I'm off.
No plans to see him?
No. ..OK, bye, Bro!
Bye, Wanda!
Sorry!
What? It wasn't theirs to sell.
An old lady gave it to them to be
engraved and someone put it in the
show case. That's their problem!
This is three times the value.
This is the nicest thing
you've given me,
and you want to replace it
with something
which is awfully vulgar! No!
WENDY! NO!
Tell them they can't have it!
You're the barrister!
Hello. Hello.
Oh, Archie, it's beautiful.
It's just BEAUTIFUL!
Oh, my God, look!
Oh, Archie, it's beautiful!
Isn't it wonderful?
Whose is it? It belongs to someone
at the chambers. Where are they?
Hong Kong. Ah, so!
Gone for weeks.
Nice rug, Archie!
May I?
Archie, what are you doing?
The polka, I think!
You make me feel FREE!
Free?
Wanda, do you have any idea
what it's like being English?
Being so correct and so stifled
by this dread
of doing the wrong thing?
Saying, "Are you married?" only to
hear, "My wife has just left me."
Or "Any children?" answered by
"They burned to death on Wednesday."
You see, we're all terrified
of embarrassment,
that's why we're so...dead. Most
of my friends are dead, you know.
We have these piles of corpses
to dinner. But you're alive.
God bless you. And I want to be.
I'm so fed up with all this...
I want to make love with you, Wanda.
I'm a good lover. At least, used to
be, back in the early 14th century.
Can we go to bed?
Yeah.
Hang on! Mind your head!
Aaagh!
I think I love you, Wanda!
Oh, Archie!
Can I ask you a question? Anything.
Where's my locket?
I couldn't get it. What?!
Wendy wouldn't give it back.
I got you this instead.
No! I have to have mine!
What's the ma...? Why?
My mother gave it to me.
On her...
..death bed!
Oh, I'm sorry. All right, darling,
I'll get it for you. You promise?
I'll think of something. Sex is
very difficult for me with someone
that I don't trust completely.
I