Two.
Gorbachov.
Glasnost.
Molotov.
Blinis.
Er... Lenin.
Pushkin.
Chicken Kiev.
Good. Dostoevsky.
Roubles.
Vladivostok.
Assho-o-ole!
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And on that point, members
of the jury, I rest my case.
CAMERA CLICKS
RINGING
Hello, Wanda.
Hi, Ken.
Hello, W-Wanda.
Ken...this is Otto. Hello, Ken.
Wanda's told me a lot about you.
Hey, great fish! A little lemon,
tartare sauce - perfect!
Is George back yet?
N-No, he had to g-go...
What?
That's quite a stutter
you've got there!
It's OK. It doesn't bother me.
So George needs a weapons man, eh?
A cup of tea, Ken? Y-Yuh...
Yeah, he'd like one.
My friend in the CIA had a stutter.
Cost him his life, dammit.
DOOR OPENS
Hi, George.
Hello, George.
Get you a scotch?
Yeah.
George...
This is Otto.
So...
..you're Wanda's brother? Good to be
here. England is a fine country!
Did she tell you what we need?
KEN GASPS
Something like that?
Something like that.
Hello, Wendy!
Had a good day?
I spend the morning trying to get
the waste disposal man to come,
had lunch with Marjorie Brooks who
spends the entire meal complaining,
then I come back here and Sandersons
have sent the wrong flowers.
Oh, no! Would you like some tea?
Yes!
I won the case. This is the first
moment I've had to myself all day!
Portia, how was the show? Awful.
I need a new horse. But you liked
Phantom. He's not fit for dog meat.
Can I change him?
It won't cost much.
Aren't you making the tea, Archie?
Let me do it. No, I'LL do it!
I won the case!
Oh! Now this is cracked!
They're worth about 100,000 each.
There are 135 of them -
that makes 13 million, my friends!
Dollars? Pounds, pet.
This is the big one, so...
OK.
Yeah.
Otto!
Yes?
OK.
What?
The plan!
Yeah, great! What was
the middle thing about the police?
We don't meet up at Heathrow
until Tuesday... Yeah!
I haven't finished yet!
Because the police will watch
the airports for 72 hours. I know.
I know.
Do you want m-me to g-get...
..a b-big...c-car?
Yes, Ken. A limo, OK?
Put diplomatic plates on it.
What if he has to say something
during the break-in? No-one says
anything! It's OK. Ken's good.
So, next week, we won't have
to look for work!
And it won't have to look for us!
Oscar Wilde.
You really like animals, don't you?
What's the attraction?
Because you can t-trust them...
..and they don't sh... Shit on you?
..Shove off all the time.
Nietzsche said
they were God's second blunder.
Bye, Sis!
Well, you t-tell him from me...
that I c-could...
Bye, George!
Talk to Mom and tell her I said hi.
OK.
THEY WHISPER: Don't let him
touch you. We'll be together soon.
I'm sorry my brother's
so insensitive.
He's had a hard life.
Dad used to beat him up.
Good.
Move and you're dead!
ALARM RINGS
DOGS YAP
Look where you're going,
selfish pig!
People just think
they own the pavement!
I love robbing the English!
They're so polite.
Th-Th... What? The dog! 20 million
dollars and he's worried about
an insect! It's not an in-in...
Stammer's no better, is it?
Have you thought about surgery?
SIRENS WAIL
Ken...
Bye.
Let's split. Heathrow, Tuesday.
No celebrating! No celebrating?
See you in a couple of hours. OK.
To 20 million.
To a job well done! To us.
To the best brother and sister
team since... Romeo and Juliet?
Those cockney klutzes
bought our story! What MORONS!
I want you to know something. What?
Even if you were my brother,
I'd still want to fuck you.
Ooh... Mmm...
Make the call.
Un momento, carissima. No Italian!
Due insalate verde
con pepperoni! No!
E un linguini primavera!
No! Make the call, Otto!
Are you really Italian?
Assolutamente.
Otto means eight.
Say arrivederci a Giorgio.
Bye, George. Putta me through to...
CLIPPED ENGLISH ACCENT:
Hello. Sorry to trouble you,
but I thought you'd like to know
that the Hatton Garden robbery was
pulled off by a Mr George Thomason.
He lives at...
..flat 3,