's tHe longest street
in tHe world and I Have absolutely no idea.
¶ Wrap your love around me
¶ You're so excited
I can feel you getting Hotter ¶
(Doorbell)
Hello, does Natalie live Here?
- No.
- RigHt, fine, tHank you. Sorry to disturb.
Here, aren't...
Aren't you tHe Prime Minister?
- Er, yes. In fact, I am. Merry CHristmas.
- OH.
Part of tHe service now. Trying to get round
everyone by New Year's Eve.
(Doorbell)
AH. Hello. Does Natalie live Here?
- No, sHe doesn't.
- OH dear. OK.
- Are you singing carols?
- Er, no. No, I'm not.
- Please, sir, please.
- Please.
Well, I suppose I could.
Please.
- All rigHt.
- (Girls cHeer)
¶ Good King Wenceslas looked out
¶ On tHe feast of StepHen
(Joins in witH ricH, deep voice)
¶ WHen tHe snow lay round about
¶ Deep and crisp and even
¶ BrigHtly sHone tHe moon tHat nigHt ¶
- (Doorbell)
- Hello. Sorry to disturb.
- Does Natalie live Here?
- No.
SHe lives next door.
AH. Brilliant.
You're not wHo I tHink you are, are you?
Yes and I'm sorry about all tHe cockups.
My cabinet are absolute crap.
We Hope to do better next year.
Merry CHristmas to you.
(Doorbell)
- (CHatting stops suddenly)
- AH. Hello.
Is, er, Natalie in?
OH, wHere tHe fuck is my fucking coat?
- OH. Hello.
- Hello.
Erm, tHis is my mum and my dad
and my Uncle Tony and my Auntie Glynne.
- Hello.
- Very nice to meet you.
And, erm...tHis is tHe Prime Minister.
Yes, we can see tHat, darling.
And erm, unfortunately, we're very late.
It's tHe scHool CHristmas concert,
you see, David.
All tHe local scHools Have joined togetHer,
even St Basil's...
- Too mucH detail, Mum.
- Anyway, How can we Help, sir?
Well, l...just needed Natalie...
on some state business.
- OH.
- RigHt, yes. Of course.
RigHt, er...
Well, perHaps you sHould
come on later, Plumpy.
Er, Natalie.
I don't want to make you late for tHe concert.
- No, it's notHing, really.
- KeitH'll be very disappointed.
- No, really, it doesn't matter.
- THe octopus costume's taken me montHs.
EigHt is a lot of legs, David.
Mm. Erm...
Listen, wHy don't I give you a lift
and tHen we can talk about
tHis state business business in tHe car.
OK.
- Lovely, yes.
- THank you.
Hold tigHt, everybody.
- How far is tHis place?
- Just round tHe corner.
AH, rigHt. Well, er...
I just wanted to say...
tHank you for tHe CHristmas card.
You're welcome.
Look, I'm so sorry about tHat day.
I came in and He slinked towards me
and tHere was a fire
and He's tHe President of tHe United States
and notHing Happened, I promise.
I just felt like sucH a fool because...
I tHink about you all tHe time, actually.
- And I tHink you're tHe man tHat I really...
- We're Here.
-..Iove.
- OH, wow.
THat really was just round tHe corner. Er...
Erm...
Ow!
(SigHs)
Well, look, l...
I tHink I'd better not come in, you know?
Nobody wants some politician
stealing tHe kids' tHunder.
No, please come. It'll be great.
No, l'd...I'd better not.
But I will be very sorry
to drive away from you.
Just give me one second.
JoHn's been very mysterious.
WHere did you two meet?
- Erm...erm...
- Um...um...
No!
Come on in. We can watcH from backstage.
OK. Terry, I won't be long.
Look, tHis Has to be a very secret visit, OK?
Don't worry. THis was my scHool.
I know my way around. Come on.
Look, tHe sHeep are ready already
and you're not even...
- OH, David.
- AH!
OH, How are you?
Hi, guys. Hey, Hey, Hey. You all rigHt?
WHat tHe Hell are you doing Here?
- Well, you know...
- We always tell your secretary
tHat tHese tHings are going on but it never
occurred to me you'd actually turn up.
I tHougHt it was time I did.
I didn't want anyone to see,
so I'm gonna Hide somewHere.
Good luck, Daisy, good luck, Bernie.
I've never been gladder
to see my stupid big brotHer.
- THank you.
- All rigHt.
OH, now. We Haven't been introduced.
RigHt. Well, tHis is Gavin.
- Hello, Gavin.
- My copper.
And tHis is Natalie, wHo's my, erm...