kills a guard, breaks out of
Trenton Home for the Criminally lnsane.
Ten minutes later, he cops a Maserati
Bora. Totalled it a block away.
Holy moly.
- Maserati Bora.
- Mm-hm. That ain't all.
He's vanished. Thin air.
- Dr Lizardo. Wasn't he on TV once?
- You're thinking of Mr Wizard.
This guy is a
top scientist, dummkopf.
- So was Mr Wizard.
- Dr Emilio Lizardo is a raving lunatic, Perfect Tommy.
A vicious psychopath.
Just as soon kill you as go fishin'.
Buckaroo, look at this.
Grossly-abnormal high-altitude
electrostatic disturbance
- moving down over Connecticut.
- From the jet car, do you think?
No, not from the jet car.
Check with NORAD Command.
lt could be above-ground atomic testing
in China. Maybe sunspot activity.
Man, that's strange.
Scientists at Strategious Space Command have detected
a mysterious radioactive cloudlike
mass over southern New England.
Sources close to the National Security
Consortium have refused to comment.
Let's get on back to three
great modern country hits in a row.
- Sidney!
- Buckaroo!
- How's the patient?
- Fine, thanks to you.
- But more importantly: Congratulations!
- Thank you.
You drove right through
a mountain the other day.
You did it right after you left me at the operation.
You haven't even said anything about it.
- Didn't mention it.
- Sidney, these are my friends.
This is my colleague Dr Sidney Zwibel, old
medical friend from Columbia P and S.
- Howdy. How you're doing?
- Listen, Sidney, l'm glad you could make it.
Cos it looks like we may need an
extra hand sooner than l thought.
Aha, I see. That's what l was wondering about.
l got your message about rendezvousing
at this address. Barely had time to pack.
- Then l came here...
- l can see that.
l'm gonna snoop around.
Make yourself at home.
You know, l thought we were gonna
rehearse or something.
l'm a big fan of all you guys. l love
the comic books and the records.
l know you. You're Pecos.
- Perfect Tommy.
- Perfect Tommy. l'm sorry.
- You're Pecos.
- Pecos is in Tibet. Name's Reno.
- Reno! lt's an honour.
- Where do you hail from, Doc?
- Uh, New Jersey. Fort Lee.
- Where are your spurs at?
ls he making fun of me?
Third cell to the left. Pink dress.
Arigato.
What do you want? Huh?
What are you doin' here?
What are you doing here?
Why don't you just go away
and let me rot?
Who were you really trying
to annihilate last night?
You. Just like the papers all say.
Come over here.
Come on.
Oh, my God! Perfect Tommy!
What do you want from me?
Oh, you remind me of someone
l once knew long ago.
Was she very beautiful?
She was... queen of the Netherlands.
That's a long way
from where l come from.
Wyoming? Cody, Wyoming?
No, l'm from Laramie.
Except that l was born in Cody,
but nobody...
Do you have family?
Back in Cody, l mean?
l don't know.
See, l always felt that there was
another part of me somewhere.
Another part of you?
Somewhere, yeah.
l'm adopted.
Of course!
lf it was a snake, it'd have bit me!
- Another you.
- Anything's possible.
- Let her out!
- Hey, me too.
- Let her out?
- Yeah, let her out. l'll be responsible.
- She's a killer!
- No, she's not. And give her your coat.
Why me?
Because you're perfect.
You have a point there.
l'd like to move this thing along.
Perhaps some of you noticed we have
a motorcycle convention rolling in here.
We're a little short of time.
Besides, l don't imagine you
came here to listen to me talk.
You're right.
Without further ado, l'd like
to introduce a young man
who yesterday took our notions
of reality and turned them inside out.
Dr Buckaroo Banzai,
perhaps you can explain yourself.
Ooh.
Secretary, Senator Cunningham...
members of the world press.
30 years ago, almost to this day, my mother and
father, Doctors Sandra and Masado Banzai
gave their lives for what

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