with
people become pornographic.
- That is a fucking lie.
- Need I say more.
Excuse me, sir.
Yeah, I know the guy.
Have you seen him? Was he here today?
Yeah, maybe.
Maybe not.
When do you think you
might arrive at a decision?
Uh, over a drink?
Mm-hmm. Wouldn't you feel
better, as a person...
just unselfishly helping somebody find
out something she really needs to know?
No. How 'bout dinner?
- How 'bout a blow job?
- How 'bout a...
- What did you say?
- Right here. Right now. Both of us.
Kind of, uh, taking turns.
- He was in here this afternoon.
- This afternoon?
- You sure it was this afternoon?
- Yeah, right at my lunch break.
1:00. He bought 10 pouches of Colton's.
- What else?
- Nothing. He was kinda in a hurry.
He used the phone and then
he ran right out of here.
He used the phone at 1:00? Is that it?
That's all she wrote, baby.
Here or in the back?
I think I can take care of it from here.
Couple of floozies!
Oh, my God.
- That is the most disgusting, unscrup...
- What is your problem now?
Promising sexual favours? That
sends us back to the Dark Ages.
It's something you simply do not do!
You do if you're lying.
Besides, it worked.
Excuse me, but I must
have missed something.
How exactly did it work?
We're at a dead end.
- You'll see. - I'll see?
- Howie Rinker, please.
- Oh, Howie.
- How! San!
- Great, how 'bout you?
- Hey, Frankie, wanna paper?
Yeah? How's your fish?
Uh-huh. What'd the vet say?
- What does a diseased fish have to...
- Stop it. It's in the bag.
Listen, cutey.
Seeing as how you're my main
man over at the phone company...
I wanna ask you just a
teensy favour, all right?
Can you tell me what number was called
out of Wally Frank Tobacconist at 1:00?
- This afternoon. Yeah, yeah, I'll hold.
- This is good.
It's probably one of those guys
with polyester pants and hips.
- Yeah, I'm
here. - Uh-huh.
- Good boy.
- All right.
That's a cab company, right?
Got it. Oh, you're a catch, How.
Our kids are gonna be
gorgeous, you know that?
- See you.
- Okay, don't gloat.
Taxi!
Is that all the money
you walk around with?
Well, where's yours? I thought you
were the working pornographic actress.
I went to the Bahamas.
Hi. Can you help me? I,
uh... I'm such a ditz.
L-I left my, uh, tennis racket
in one of your cabs today.
Uh, I was picked up around,
uh, uh, 77th a-a-and Broadway...
at 1:00.
- Is there a
reward? - Yes. - No.
Ooh! Ah!
What the hell is goin' on? What
the hell you gonna do to me, huh?
- What's wrong with you?
- Yo!
Dipstick! There's your man.
What?
- Your turn.
- Come on, Rico. Back to work.
- I don't wanna go back to work.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
No, I can't talk to him.
I went to a private school.
Hey, he looks like a
prince. He's gonna love you.
Hi.
I'd like to ask you a few
questions about a fare...
you might've had earlier in the day.
A very attractive Cauca-ca...
Just "person" will do nicely,
won't it? Why differentiate?
You would have picked him up, uh,
right outside a little smoke shop.
Does that ring any bells of any kind?
Whatsoever? Hello?
- Tall dude? -
Yes. - Tweed coat?
Yes, yes. A tweed coat, right.
I don't remember a thing.
- No, no, you just said a tall dude...
- I didn't say nothin'.
Oh, come on now. Don't give
me a big song and dance.
Oh, no.
Yeah. Oh, my God.
- He's going to hurt us.
- What the hell is the matter with you?
Why should he help us
with nothin' in it for him?
All right, you tell
me. What should I do?
You're an actress. Bullshit him.
I don't use my training
to tell lies to people.
Well, what do you use it
for? Geez, it's so simple.
Hey, how'd you like to
make a quick 200 bucks?
- Say what?
- 200 bucks, cash...
to take us to where
you, uh, took the guy.
Are you out of your
mind? We don't have $200.
Ah, chill out, would ya?
Where are we?
We've been going for miles, and I haven't
seen a single white person on the street.
There's one.