phone in this whole town that works? You got a phone I can use? Yeah, hi. This is Sandy Brozinsky. Who's this? Howie. Okay, Howie. I'm holding in my hand this thingee... says you're gonna turn off my phone at noon. Oh, yeah? Well, I wanna tell you somethin'. I just got out of the hospital. I get home after two months of intensive care... they wheel me into my building, I open my mailbox... I find your thingee screaming at me I have till 12 noon today... Hey, no, you listen. You listen! I just opened the damn thing. I just now laid eyes on it for the first time. What was I supposed to do? Have 'em unhook the life-support machine so I could pay my bills? Oh, really? Yeah, so now I have three... No, make that two minutes... to write a check and wheel myself down to your office? Howie, is that the drill? 24 hours? 24 big ones? All right, Howie. You're a prince among men. I mean it. I wanna have your child. Yeah, bye. No, stop! Please, do not screech at anyone else. I am trying to prepare for an audition here. Thank you. Oh, yeah? What for? A workshop with Stanislav Korzenowski. Who's that? Only one of the great geniuses of the theatre. Now if you don't mind. Hey, maybe I should audition for him too. I'm an actress. Hey, no, I'm a pro. I bet I'm more of a pro than you. Uh-huh. Well, I just made 2,500 bucks doin' a movie, yeah. That's where I've seen you. It has been driving me crazy. - You saw Ninja Vixens? - I, uh, must have. Huh. Well, this whole acting thing's been goin' pretty good. I mean, it's all just bullshittin', right? Actors are just bullshitters who get paid. Where do I sign up? Just exactly what do you think you're going to do in there? I don't know. I'll make somethin' up. You're going in to Stanislav Korzenowski and wing it? Jesus, you'd think I was gonna go in and pee on him. Listen to me. You do not audition for a man of Korzenowski's reputation... without a prepared classical monologue. That means Shaw, Ibsen, Shakespeare. I'm doing Ophelia's mad scene. I'm not waltzing in off the street... saying, "Gee, I think I wanna be an actress." You know what I bet? I bet you haven't been laid in about a year. - Ames, Lauren. - Ah, ah. Yes, I'm coming. I'm... I'm... I will be co... I'm... I'm... I'm ready. I'm... I'm... - I'm ready. - Quickly, Miss Ames. I have a good mad scene. It's really great. I just saw it. Hmm. I will not only wish you to absorb everything that I say. I will also wish you to keep notes of everything that I say. And I will wish to look at those notes. Now if you say this is like high school... I do not apologize. I am an old egotist... and I want to know that you record my ideas. If you do not, you're gone from the class. All right. We begin. We begin with vowel groups. Vowel groups. Mr Weldon... do you know the difference between a Texas diphthong... and a Georgia diphthong? Sorry I'm late. They made me fill out all these dumb-ass financial aid forms. You want 'em? You want 'em? I cannot believe... I absolutely cannot believe he let her in! And on scholarship! I just bet I know what she did as an audition. The woman has no training, no experience. I mean, correct me if I'm wrong. I really thought if you worked at your craft, maybe... just possibly, you'd get to work with one of the greats. It's $2.95, not $295. I knew that. Something's seriously wrong with my life. Excuse me. - Are you all right? - Better. L-I w... I was just, um... - Who cares? May I help you? - Yeah. - Have you got something in a pumpkin? - The shade pumpkin? - No, a pumpkin costume. - Oh. God, I sound like an idiot. The reason is that I teach grammar school. - You're a schoolteacher? - Uh-huh. - You're not an actor? - Oh, God, no. I'd be awful. Why do you ask? Oh, well, there's just so many actors who come in here. Please go on. Well, we're putting on a little pageant... and there ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Приключения Шерлока Холмса и доктора Ватсона: Охота на тигра на английском - текст Глаза Лауры Марс на английском - текст Парни не плачут на английском - текст Амадей на английском - текст Шерлок Холмс и доктор Ватсон. Собака Баскервилей. на английском |