Season tickets.
Beyond that, I don't know nothing.
Thanks, Johnny.
Johnny, I've been getting a lot of mail
about the Cinderella complex.
So?
Women's fear of success
has left many of them confused
about their wants and needs.
Consequently,
the stress-related burnout
has driven many women
from feminist aggression
to female passivity,
dependent upon their partner
for vicarious fulfilment.
Well, what do I tell them?
Tell them to get in touch
with their unconscious feelings
and to share in the growth process
with their partner.
Thanks, Johnny.
See you.
Lana, Lieutenant Drebin here.
We picked up Eddie.
But we had to release him.
We don't have enough to hold him on.
He's such a vindictive man.
What will it take
to put him behind bars for good?
Well, we're lacking
that one piece of special evidence
that would make an airtight case.
In the meantime, Lana,
we're worried about you and Mimi.
- Mimi?
- Yeah, Mimi blew his alibi.
Now, Eddie knows
the two of you talked to the police
and he's mad.
There's no predicting what he might do.
We've offered Mimi police protection,
but she's tired of having
the cops hanging around.
I see.
Now, we're prepared to offer you
the same police protection.
That's very thoughtful, Lieutenant,
but it won't be necessary.
- I'm leaving town tonight.
- I see.
Well, in the long run,
that might be just as well.
Listen, Lana,
in the meantime, be careful.
Lana's attitude seemed confusing.
She was almost hostile toward Eddie,
yet she felt no threat from him.
Now she was suddenly leaving town.
Mimi was scared.
She had to be. She was a sitting duck.
She loved Eddie. That was clear.
But if he was the bomber,
she knew there could be no future.
There was nothing we could do now
but wait for the bomber's next move
and hope we could stop him
before he struck again.
- Is she still there, Frank?
- Yeah.
You've gotta hand it to Mimi.
Her life's in danger
and yet she won't run away.
Hold it.
There's someone over there. Let's go.
It's time. We've spotted the suspect
and we're going in.
Roger, we copy. We have you in view.
- Not so loud.
- Sorry, we didn't copy that.
- Will you be quiet?
- Roger. Ready to assist.
Okay, hold it!
- Not this time, Lana. The game's over.
- Stand back!
Now, make it easy on yourself.
We know you did the other bombings.
I'm warning you, Lieutenant.
Don't come any closer
or I'll blow this whole neighbourhood
sky high.
Get back! Get back, all of you.
You people are in great danger.
Now someone could get hurt.
Now get back.
Listen to me.
Get your hands off that detonator.
Forget it, Lieutenant. You set me up.
If I can't have Eddie back, I'll make sure
that Mimi can't have him either.
Wait!
I don't understand, I...
Eddie!
- Just in time, Eddie.
- Piece of cake, Lieutenant.
No, thanks, I just ate.
Well, Lana,
you didn't leave town tonight,
but you'll be leaving soon
for the Statesville Prison.
Okay, boys, run her in.
- Here you are, Ed.
- Thanks, Frank.
It looks like Lana'll be doing
her bombing up in the Stateville Prison
from now on.
Up there along with Sally Decker
and Martin and Gunderson.
You know, there's one thing
that still puzzles me about this case.
Now, you said Eddie
lied about his alibi?
Yeah, he wasn't at the movie.
He was over in Milwaukee
watching a baseball game.
Afraid to tell anyone
because crossing over the state line
is a violation of parole.
Parole violation?
Well, what are we gonna do about that?
Forget it.
There are some things
you can't deprive a man of.
Well, I'll drink to that, Frank.
Say, Captain, what do you want me
to do with these files...
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