foot in a few minutes.
Well, do you know
where you are going?
Because Lenin knew
where he was going.
lt's harder to navigate
by the sun than by the stars.
Let's hope we don't end up
in Africa with your sun.
So, have we broken through?
ls it much further?
Where is the vodka?
You're like the last donkeys.
You left the vodka behind.
Serghei, tell me please,
did we travel a hundred miles
just in order to drink vodka?
Of course not.
- So why did We come here?
- To fish.
So fish!
And don't even mention vodka!
Fifteen boxes!
Those Russians are smugglers!
Are you a smuggler as well?
No, l'm an owner of a small hotel.
The season is about to start,
there'll be loads of tourists.
The Russians are a generous
people, they left this vodka for us.
You don't know the Russians!
They never leave vodka behind.
lt won't take the bait at this speed.
lt hurts me to think we left
so much vodka behind.
Your fishing line
is too thick for our waters.
Help!
Help! Somebody!
Hello, darling! Everything is fine!
Not everything, of course.
Tell the emergency services
that l'm floating on a log.
Probably somewhere
close to Finland.
Why can't you?
You're having a rest? ln Cyprus?
l'm on a log, and you're in Cyprus?
There he is, on a log!
Serghei, don't worry!
- Be careful coming up to him.
- Look at the perch l caught!
Serghei, are you OK?
My wife is in Cyprus.
lt's his nerves.
The stress. Everything is OK.
Don't worry about the vodka -
we'll have loads of vodka.
She's gone to Cyprus without me.
My wife went to the theater
8 years ago to see Parsifal,
and then she sent me a postcard
from Kathmandu: "Don't look for me."
Cyprus isn't the end
of the world - she'll be back!
Hands up! Come alongside!
Stop the engine!
You have crossed
the Russian State border!
Don't shoot - we have a General and
a Prosecutor with us. We got lost.
l'm Kuzmich! Lyova,
shine the light on my face.
l've got my hands up!
Legs apart! Let's do
our morning gymnastics.
Semyonov! Cop!
l can't believe that you can get
lost in your own backyard.
l was looking for you,
l even started to get worried.
So l took some border guards with me.
- We've broken through!
- We were roaming around the skerries.
Put your hands down then.
l was showing them
our beautiful landscapes.
They were so impressed by the
views that they fell asleep.
lf you need any help - get in touch!
Have a nice fishing trip!
- Stop the engine!
- Engine stopped!
Make fast!
They must have had a nice time.
Our landscapes are unique.
l can't understand people that go
to Cyprus or elsewhere to rest.
What's wrong?
l understand, l feel it too.
- We need a toast.
- We shouldn't wake up the General.
- What's he sitting here for then?
- The vodka is gone, it sank.
- All of it?
- There won't be any toasts today.
- Where?
- There.
We must call the scuba divers. ln
the spring we dropped a box of cognac.
They found it in all the mud,
and they got it back up.
- lt's deep there.
- They'll find it all the same.
Especially when they learn
there is vodka down there.
So, what, are we going
to cry about it?
Of course, l can't give
the toast like the General.
So, l'll be brief:
so, you know what l mean.
So, to unity.
Of course, to unity with nature.
She doesn't like fishing,
so she stayed at home.
l caught this massive
salmon over yonder,
it fetched three
two-liter jars of caviar.
l was using a normal worm,
the rod started to bend,
and l thought, that's it,
the rod is going to break.
l turned my torch on,
and l saw a fish big as a log.
So l took a paddle
and gave it a bang.
lt was moving all the same,
and l didn't even have a hand-net.
So, with my bare hands,
l grabbed its tail.
And it started thrashing around.
3 hours, and not a single bait,
And then, in 10 minutes, l had
a full boat of first-rate red-fins.
She's left for Cyrpus without me.
My darling... Cyprus...
What have you found there,
in your Cyprus?