You think you're smart,
you little brat.
Unger, what's your status?
Unger. Unger?
Whoo. Hwah!
[Yelling]
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo!
BEAUPRE: Brrrrr.
UNGER: Unh.
Heads up.
-How did that happen?
-l don't know.
Unh.
[Clang]
Ouch.
[Both moaning]
You got hit with a book?
UNGER: Books.
Plural.
A trunk full of books.
Then a set of weights.
We got hit twice,
you dumb broad.
Excuse me, Mr. Unger.
l didn't get taken down
by an infant.
BEAUPRE: We didn't anticipate
the defense the boy would mount.
l'll go in the front.
Mr. Unger,
you take the north side.
Alice, you take the south side.
Where is Mr. Jernigan?
Ohh ohh! Ohh!
Ohh! Ohh! Ooh!
DEAN MARTlN: Oh, the weather
outside is frightful...
DEAN MARTlN: Oh, the weather
outside is frightful...
but the fire is so delightful.
And there's
simply no place to go.
DEAN MARTlN ON P.A.:
Let it snow...
let it snow, let it snow.
WOMAN ON P.A.:
Attention, travelers.
All flights to Chicago
continue to be delayed...
due to severe weather.
Please stand by
for further details.
[Power tool whirring]
Ohh! Ow-wow-wow-wow!
Wow!
Hi.
Eee...
Aah! Ow!
Ohh! Ohh!
You can run,
but you can't hide, junior.
Surprise.
[Gasps]
Aah!
Aah!
What a loser.
[Water running]
Ooh! Ooh ooh! Ooh!
Ooh!
Unh!
Ohh. Ohh!
JERNlGAN: Ahh. Ha.
Ugh. Ew!
Aah. Aah. Aah.
[Coughing]
l got him !
[Gasps]
Unh!
Aah!
Aaarrrgh!
[GRUNTS]
Ohh!
[Gasps]
Aah!
Ohh!
Ohh! Ooh!
Heh heh heh.
Ohh!
[Power tool whirring]
[Doll crying]
[Pumps shotgun]
You are dead, kid.
Unh!
[Agonized moan]
Whoa.
Unh.
Unh.
Ohh.
[Groans]
[Gasps]
Now things are lookin' up.
[Gasps]
Gotcha!
Whoa!
See ya.
Aah!
[Sniffs]
Ugh! Yuck.
Steady. Yeah.
ALlCE: Well, well, well.
Nice try, kid.
Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
[Sizzling]
[Radio static]
[Static stops]
[Pbblt]
[Bones crack]
Ooh! Whee-ya!
Hmm. Hmm.
Aah!
Unh!
Aah!
[Crash]
Alice?
-Aah!
-Ohh!
l'm coming down!
Waah!
Aah!
Aah!
Mr. Jernigan, Mr. Unger!
Welcome.
You got a haircut?
[Clunking]
Are you almost done in there?
Don't start with me.
l'll wait.
[Telephone rings]
[Ring]
[Ring]
[Gasps]
[Ring]
[Ring]
JERNlGAN: Let's move.
[Ring]
ALlCE: Ugh. What stinks?
UNGER: Shut up.
[Ring]
Hello?
KAREN: Honey, you're all out
of breath. ls something wrong?
No, no. Everything's fine.
l'm so worried.
The weather is terrible.
[Spraying]
l'm gonna come home right now.
No, no. Take your time, really.
Don't come home, mom.
Um, why don't you pick up
Stan and Molly from school?
KAREN: Are you sure?
ALEX: Yeah. l'm playing
Chinese checkers with Mrs. Hess.
KAREN: You're not smoking,
are you?
No. l got to go.
Mrs. Hess gets nutty
when you make her wait.
-OK. Play fair.
-Always.
What a brave little fellow.
ALlCE: Mr. Jernigan.
-Living room--clear.
-Good.
UNGER: Mmm.
Nothing in the kitchen.
ALlCE: Let's organize.
Mr. Unger, you turn left.
Mr. Jernigan, follow me, slowly.
Go, Doris.
Ah.
ALlCE: Mr. Unger, go left.
Cover him.
l'll cover the stairs.
[Gasps]
l'm comin' for you, shorty...
comin' to pay you back for
all the misery you caused me.
Mr. Unger, what are you doing?
Kid's in the closet.
Scared him a little
just before l grab him.
And behind door number one...
Towels.
Hmmph.
l saw this door close.
ldiot.
Would l make it up?
Why? What's the point?
We working on commission here?
Whew. Ah-choo!
[Gasps]
[Sirens]
[School bell rings]
What's going on?
You're Mrs. Pruitt
from Washington Street?
-Yes.
-Agent Stuckey, FBl.
l came to talk to your son.
You called the Air Force
about a computer chip...
in a remote control car?
No.
Oh, God, it's Alex.
lt's--it's my--my other son.
Why? What's happened?
He may be in danger.
He's not here. He's at home.
Well, let's move.
Why is he in danger?
She asked you a question, sir.
l'm not at liberty
to discuss it, son.
The ''it'' you're referring to...
is my little brother.
We think he intercepted...
a top-secret