turtledove...
we'll be friends forever.
Oh, Kevin.
Thank you.
I won't forget you. Trust me.
WOMAN: Oh.
Mr. McCallister's
room service bill, sir.
Merry Christmas, sir.
Uh, oh.
Nice family.
Really.
BUZZ: Merry Christmas, indeed.
Oh, Dad...
PETER: Kevin!
You spent $967 on room service?!
CHOlR SlNGlNG: Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Sing a song
for the glorious season
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Sing a song for a happy new year
Sing verily merrily
loud and strong
Welcome the wintry season
Just follow along
with a holiday song
Santa is here again, yes
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Sing a song
for the glorious season
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Sing a song for a happy new year
Now, reindeer's fine
if you need any proof
Simply a matter of reason
Just listen, you'll hear
when they land on the roof
Santa is here again, yes
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Sing a song
for the glorious season
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Sing a song for a happy new year
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Sing a song
for the glorious season
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
It's a magical, lyrical
Wonderful miracle
Sing along now
Sing a song for a happy new year
Merrily, merrily,
loud and strong
Welcome the wintry season
Just follow along
with a holiday song
Santa is here again, yes
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Sing a song
for the merriest season
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Sing a song for a happy new year
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Sing a song
for the glorious season
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
It's a magical, lyrical
Wonderful miracle
Sing a song now
Sing a song
for the happy new yearWhere are my golf balls?
Anyone seen my sun block?
What's the point of going to Florida
if you use sun block?
I don't care, I'm getting toasted.
Great. Now you can be a skag
with a darker shade of skin.
He's jealous because he can't tan.
His freckles just connect.
Hey, hey, easy on the fluids!
The rubber sheets are packed.
She wants "Ding".
Behind "Ding" is 200 points!
All right!
That gives you 4700 points.
200 points! All right!
Honey, are you packed yet?
Yes.
Yes.
Everything I put out?
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, did you see what Grandma sent you?
Let me guess. Donald Duck slippers?
Close.
Inflatable clown to play with
in the pool.
How exciting.
Why Florida? There's no
Christmas trees in Florida.
What is it with Christmas trees?
How can you have Christmas
without a Christmas tree?
We'll find a nice fake silver one.
Or decorate a palm tree.
Guests of "Ding, Dang, Dong"
stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel:
New York's most exciting
hotel experience.
For reservations, call toll-free,
1-800-759...
- Where's the camcorder battery?
- I put it in the charger.
How's this?
Oh, much better.
Kevin, put your tie on. We'll be
late for the Christmas pageant.
It's in the bathroom. I can't go in.
Uncle Frank's taking a shower.
He says if I walk in there and see him
naked, I'd never feel like a real man.
Whatever that means.
I'm sure he was kidding.
Just run in and get your tie...
...get out, and don't look
at anything.
Well
This cat they're talking about
I wonder who, could it be
'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat
The heaviest cat you ever did see
When they see me
Walkin' down the street
None of the fellas want to speak
Hey, hey, hey
On their faces they wear a silly smirk
'Cause they know
I'm the king
Of the cool jerks
Get out of here, you pervert,
or I'll slap you silly!
Oh, you're cooking, Frankie.
Christmas tree
My Christmas tree
Lit up like a star
When I see
My Christmas tree
Can loved ones be far
Christmas tree
I'm certain
Wherever I roam
Kevin's solo's coming up.
Tell