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Hi, kiddles.
Hi, Carla.
This is Stephanie,
my new room- and tennis-mate.
Hi, welcome!
I love your earrings.
Where did you get them?
You going out tonight?
Would you believe it?
That demigod Mitch finally calls me.
And of course it's right before
my goddamn period!
Everything's sore,
and if he touches my breasts,
I'll go right through the roof.
This damn PMS.
Do you ever get it?
Me?
PMS?
- Every now and then.
- Well, how do you deal with it?
Soak my feet in Epsom salts.
Hmm.
Interesting.
Well, I'll see you crazy kids later.
- Thanks for the tip, Stephanie.
- Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye.
Hey, Shelly,
I think we have the same major.
- Psych?
- Yes.
Great. Then we can study together.
Uh-huh.
You know what?
I'm too tired to do this right now.
I think I'm just gonna go to bed.
- Do you want the bathroom first?
- No, no. Ladies first.
What time is it?
- 6:00 a.m.
- What? Why?
I always jog before class.
Andy!
Andy, you gotta help me.
Who am I? Where am I going?
Would you mind getting
the hell out of here
and giving us about 10 more minutes?
You guys can finish that stuff
later, all right?
Oh, well, Dr. Frankenstein,
go take care of your monster.
Okay.
You're supposed
to take that stuff off at night, bonehead.
You look like Tammy Faye Bakker.
All right.
If it's Monday,
it's Stephen in European History,
followed by Stephanie
in Social Psychology.
Lunch. Stephanie in Behaviorism,
Stephen in English Lit.
Now is this for today
or is this the whole month?
Chill. You get used to it. Trust me.
Yeah, that's right.
You didn't get kicked out
of three prep schools for nothing, right?
Leave.
Go.
- Oh. Sorry! Can I take this?
- It's yours.
What are you doing?
Jog.
- God, you're a fanatic.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight,
and two, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight,
and inhale, arms above your head,
exhale, release.
Thank you.
Stephanie, this is for you.
It's the form for your physical.
- My what?
- Your physical.
All the new girls on the team
have to have a clean bill of health.
I know. Nobody likes doctors.
I am totally sore.
I'm gonna take a shower,
and then I think we should study
for that psych test.
Yo, Steve-o.
Life's good in candy land?
No, things are not good.
We have a very serious prob...
Promise. Yes.
Mom, I promise I'll write more. Really.
Give my love to Daddy. Kiss, kiss. Bye-bye.
That's Mommy.
My mom does the same thing.
She can't let go.
- We ought to go over this stuff.
- Yeah.
Would you do me a favor?
Would you mind putting
some of this on my shoulder?
Sure.
Be glad to.
All right. Child Development.
Oh! Brad's fixed up that date
with his friend Stanley.
Date? Wait, wait.
What date? I can't go on any date.
Why not?
I just broke up with someone,
and I'm having a hard time
getting over her... Him.
You know?
Here? Okay.
Shelly?
Hmm?
How long have you been seeing this Brad?
About a semester.
You guys really get along?
Hmm.
Hmm?
What?
Brad's...
Brad's what?
Brad's a bit...
- A bit...
- Aggressive.
I mean, he practically rapes me.
The thing is,
I don't really enjoy sex that much.
I guess that makes me
kind of a freak, right?
Let's get back to psych.
Shelly, it's not you, it's him.
You see, if a man really wanted
to make love to you,
well, he'd treat you like
you were the last meal on Earth.
He would know just where to touch you.
Just how you like to be touched.
And he'd kiss you all over
until you felt
as if a warm honey pot had just exploded.
Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry.
- I think that's enough lotion.
- Yes.
Do you want me
to put some on your back?
No, no, no. No, I...
I have to go.
I've got...
I have some books
that are due at the library
and I should return them, you know.
And I'll study later. Ta-ta.
I can't get the door.
Bye.
Requests Unlimited, how may I serve you?
Andy, cut the shit. We gotta talk.
Gee, this is a big order.
What was that
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