This is only...
...the second time for a f reshman.
- The first was Chris Knight, right?
- You've heard of him?
- He's a physics legend.
You'll be working with him. He's
a senior now, as brilliant as ever.
Wow!
- This job will be waiting, Chris.
- Great.
- We have a physical plant here.
- You have a Jacuzzi?
- Absolutely.
- Good.
And the labs and offices are
over this way. Follow me, please.
Guys!
- Meet Chris Knight. This is Sherry.
- Pleased to meet you.
- This is Mike Dodd.
- Dr. Dodd?
- He designed our new Telcom satellite.
- It's an honour to meet you.
Telcom.
The satellite raining debris
all over Europe?
Why is that on your head?
If I wear it anywhere else,
it chafes.
I'm sorry. I didn't want you
to think I was stuffy.
You know, no f un.
All brain, no penis.
- Pardon me?
- I'm sorry.
It's an infantile response
to authority.
- You are Chris Knight?
- I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear.
It's a joke! I get it!
Funny!
I can't help it.
You're such f un.
We try to be.
Isn't that right, Mike?
No.
Sherry's gonna show you around. Ask
questions about benefits, dress codes.
- I'll see you in my office later.
- Great.
Take care of him. He's one of the ten
finest minds in the country!
Someday I hope to be two of them.
- You are beautif ul.
- Thanks.
Did I come off stuffy?
You don't act like
one of the top ten minds.
- How many have you met?
- Seven.
- Really?
- You'll be eight.
Professor Hostetler was number six.
Old Professor Hostetler?
Isn't he dead?
He is now.
Hello. I'm looking
for the Freshman Tea?
Oh, good. I'm so glad
we have one then.
- I don't think so.
- Gene.
- This is Mitch Taylor.
- Hathaway's bright star.
- Yes, sir.
- You're already on his project.
- We expect great things f rom you.
- I hope so.
- A bit of advice.
- Oh, thank you.
Always...
Never forget to check
your references.
Okay. Thank you.
I better be going. Sorry.
The young people enjoy it
when I "get down" verbally.
Where's the f uneral?
How you doing, sport?
Hey, Bobby, wait up, man!
See if he's in his room.
He might be in there.
Hello?
- What kind of place is this?
- Hi.
Would you be prepared
if gravity reversed itself?
I can't figure out how
to keep change in my pocket.
I've got it! Nudity!
I was here earlier...
- You didn't straighten up?
- No.
Good. All my filth is in alphabetical
order. This was under "H" for toy.
What is that?
It's a penis stretcher.
- Wanna try it?
- No!
I'm kidding. It's another diversion
in an attempt to avoid responsibility.
I left my bags. Now they're empty.
You see, Mitch, I used to be you.
I've been missing me, so I asked
if I could room with me again.
I put your stuff in the bottom drawer.
I threw out the sports jacket.
Duck!
Nice reflex es. I'm Chris Knight.
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes. Duck again!
Oh, my God! It's heading
for the gas tanks. Duck!
Was that a launch problem
or a design problem?
- We're falling behind.
- We're not making sandwiches.
Get down!
Are you crazy?
You could have killed us!
I cannot be seen with you.
But since I'm driving,
shouldn't you be hiding?
He saw me.
The climate has changed. We need a
working model in four months, not 18.
You can't dictate innovation, Don.
I'll put it another way.
- You know the money for development?
- Yes.
When a project gets cut off, the
finance boys always run an audit.
I see.
Having a little work done on
the old place, Jer? Fraud is a felony.
What are you looking at?
You're labourers!
That's what you get
for not having an education.
Get out of here!
Go on! Get out!
- Got it!
- Yeah!
Are you two...?
- Hey!
- Yes?
- Put down the sandwiches and go.
- Me?
- No, Yoda. Yeah, you!
- Just a bit.
- I don't have any...
- Brains?
- No. Sandwiches.
- What good are you?
- What will we eat?
- Are you f rom the restaurant?
No! I'm Mitch Taylor. I'm a student.
Dr. Hathaway told me to come up here.
So you're the new stud, are you?