train.
Not until milk job,
4 a.m. tomorrow morning.
- Mind if I await it here?
- Suit yourself. Good night, sir.
Good night.
Out you go, Cosmic.
Hello?
Emelius Browne, do you know
you could be warm and cosy
in that house at this very moment?
For once in your useless life,
you really seem to have been needed.
You're a failure, Emelius Browne,
and a coward.
No, Frдulein, this is not
the invasion, just a little exercise.
A minor raid to induce panic
and to spread a little mischief.
When you English get it
through your head
that the German forces can land
whenever and wherever we please,
perhaps you will consider
reasonable peace.
Not bloody likely!
Go on, Miss Price. Do it to him.
I must say, it's very tempting.
Colonel, how would you feel
about being turned into a white rabbit?
I said, how would you feel
about being turned into a white rabbit?
Be quiet, please.
Filigree, apogee, epogee...
- Not again!
- Your memory, Miss Price.
Would you kindly fetch my notebook
from the workroom?
Righto.
Silence!
We have work to do.
I am sorry, but I must send
all of you some place
where you will no longer
be a nuisance.
As the words sell the tune
And the moonbeams the moon
All I need to succeed in my plan
Is a champion rare
with a flourish and a flair
Eglantine!
Where's the spell for rabbits?
The easiest of all, she said.
Confound it, can't women ever learn
to file things properly?
Here it is.
Filigree, apogee, pedigree, perigee.
That's it.
Filigree...
apogee, pedigree, perigee.
Come along. For once in your life,
you've got to believe in something.
That's it. Good lad.
Filigree, apogee, pedigree, perigee.
What's the use of putting us
in that draughty castle?
It's quite chilly.
The colonel believes when a British
female decides to become a nuisance,
she can become
the greatest nuisance in the world,
and I'm inclined to agree with him.
You need a lesson in manners.
If I had my notebook,
I'd make certain you'd learn a few.
Jumping Jehosophat! More Jerries!
Take it easy, can't you?
- Try holding your breath.
- I am holding it.
We could strip him down
and grease him with soap.
No, it's no good. We can't do it.
I could have told you that
in the first place.
If we can't get Paul out we'll just
have to think of something else.
What about that spell
that makes things move about?
- But I'd need weapons.
- How about all these things?
I'm afraid they're a bit ancient.
- Where did this come from?
- It's Mr Browne!
He's on his way to London.
Mr Browne?
If you are Mr Browne,
would you get off my lap?
It is Mr Browne!
It is you!
You didn't think
that I could do that spell, did you?
I am glad to see you!
But what about all these Germans?
What's wrong with
the substitutiary locomotion spell?
- That ought to be useful.
- It isn't ready yet.
- You saw what happened.
- We have to chance it.
We can't let these so-and-sos
get away with their beastly little raid.
Won't you get up off the floor?
We'll go to work.
- Jolly good luck, my dear.
- Thank you.
Let's hope you haven't
forgotten the spell.
- Not this time.
- Found this in the castle.
Probably not magic,
but it might make you feel more at home.
Thank you.
That was very thoughtful of you.
Let's get out of Miss Price's way.
Treguna...
mekoides...
trecorum...
satis dee.
Look!
Sound the advance!
Just in time for the kick-off.
Steady on the left.
Victory for England and St George!
Like a Lord Mayor's show!
Pikemen, hold your distance.
Treguna mekoides
and trecorum satis dee
Blimey!
- Where's it coming from?
- Sounds like the sea road, sir.
Come on, lads! After me.
Good shooting, bowmen!
Well caught, sir. Very good.
Knock his block off! That's it!
Mr Browne,
make those children take cover!
Are you still there, Colonel?
I thought you'd be on your way by now.
You see? Things may not
be so easy