can see that.
I just like laughing,
thatґs all.
Jane, donґt you dare!
Youґll only make him worse.
- Itґs really quite serious!
- Yes, whatever you do,
keep a straight face.
Last time, it took us
three days to get him down.
I love to laugH
Loud and long and clear
I love to laugH
Itґs getting worse every year
THe more I laugH
THe more I fill witH glee
- Youґre no help at all.
- THe more tHe glee
THe more Iґm a merrier me
Itґs embarrassing.
THe more Iґm a merrier me
Some people laugH
tHrougH tHeir noses
Sounding sometHing like tHis
Dreadful!
Some people laugH tHrougH
tHeir teetH, goodness sakes
Hissing and fizzing like snakes
Not at all attractive
to my way of thinking.
Some laugH too fast
Some only blast
OtHers, tHey twitter like birds
You know, youґre as bad as he is.
THen tHereґs tHat kind
wHat canґt make up tHeir mind
WHen tHings
strike me as funny
I canґt Hide it inside and squeak
As tHe squeakelers do
Iґve got to let go
witH a Ho Ho Ho Ho
And laugH
Too
How nice!
I was hoping youґd turn up.
- Turn up!
- We always have such a jolly time.
We love to laugH
Loud and long and clear
We love to laugH
So everybody can Hear
THe more you laugH
Whoops, donґt you two start.
Come back down here.
THe more you fill witH glee
THe more tHe glee
THe more weґre a merrier we
Oh, welcome, children! Welcome!
Make yourselves comfortable.
Thatґs right.
Pull up a chair.
Oh, pull up--
I must say, youґre a sight,
the lot of you!
Speaking of sight,
it reminds me of me brother.
Heґs got a nice cushy job
in a watch factory.
In a watch factory?
What does he do?
He stands about all day
and makes faces!
He makes faces
in a watch fact--
You made that up. I know.
Thatґs so good!
Such behaviour!
Well, itґs the most
disgraceful sight Iґve ever seen,
or my name isnґt Mary Poppins.
Speaking of names, I know a man
with a wooden leg named Smith.
Whatґs the name
of his other leg?
Wasnґt that funny?
Whatґs the name of his other--
Now, then, children,
itґs time for tea.
I will not have
my schedule interrupted.
Oh, please stay. Look, I have
a splendid tea all ready for you.
And itґs getting cold!
Well, I had hoped that maybe,
that you would just, that--
Splendid! Thank you very much!
Keep your feet back. Mind the bread
and butter. Now, watch it, children.
I knew she could bring it off.
And a proper tea it is too.
Next thing, I suppose,
youґll be wanting me to pour out.
Oh, well. If I must, I must.
If youґll just stop behaving
like a pack of laughing hyenas!
- Two lumps, Uncle Albert?
- Yes, please.
-Uh, Bert?
-Uh, no, no, thank you. No sugar for me.
Iґm so glad you came.
It wouldnґt be any fun without you.
Here, and you may pour some milk
for Michael and yourself.
Nice weather weґre having this
time of year, donґt you think?
Oh, yeah.
Uh, speaking of weather...
the other day
when it was so cold...
a friend of mine went to buy
some long underwear, you know.
The shopkeeper said to him,
""How long do you want it?ґґ
And my friend said,
""Well, from about September to March.ґґ
Jane! Control yourself!
Children, will you please
sit up properly at the table?
- Your tea, Uncle Albert.
- Oh, thank you, my dear.
Iґm having such a good time. I wish that
you could all stay up here all the time.
Weґll jolly well have to.
Thereґs no way to get down.
Oh, no, there is a way.
Frankly I,
I donґt like to mention it...
because you have to think
of something sad.
Then do get on with it, please!
Let me see.
Iґve got the very thing.
Yesterday when the lady
next door answered the bell,
there was a man there.
And the man said to the lady,
""Iґm terribly sorry.
I just ran over your cat.ґґ
- Oh, thatґs sad.
- The poor cat.
And then the man said,
""Iґd like to replace your cat.ґґ
And the lady said,
""Thatґs all right with me, but
how are you at catching mice?ґґ
Well, you know I started out sad.
I, I try, really I do.
But, but everything ends