intention of making
a spectacle of myself, thank you.
All right, I'll do it myself.
- Do what?
- Bit of magic.
- A bit of magic?
- It's easy.
Let's see. You think.
You wink.
You do a double blink.
You close your eyes and jump.
Is something
'sposed to happen?
Bert, what utter nonsense!
Why do you always complicate things
that are really quite simple?
Give my your hand, please,
Michael. Don't slouch.
One, two.
Mary Poppins,
you look beautiful.
- Do you really think so?
- Cross my heart you do.
Like the day I met ya.
You look fine too, Bert.
I thought you said
there was a fair.
So I did. Down the road
behind the hill, remember?
Come on! I hear
the merry-go-round.
- Tell 'em Bert sent ya.
- Don't fall and smudge the drawing.
Ain't it a glorious day
Right as a mornin' in May
I feel like I could fly
Now, Bert.
None of your larking about.
Have you ever seen
the grass so green
Or a bluer sky
Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Mary
- Mary makes your heart so light
- You haven't changed a bit, have you?
When the day is grey
and ordinary
- Mary makes the sun shine bright
- Oh, honestly!
Oh, happiness is bloomin'
all around her
The daffodils are
smilin' at the dove
When Mary holds your hand
you feel so grand
Your heart starts beatin'
like a big brass band
- You are lightheaded.
- It's a jolly holiday with Mary
No wonder that it's Mary
that we love
Oh, it's a jolly holiday
with Mary
Mary makes your heart so light
When the day is grey
and ordinary
Mary makes the sun
shine bright
Oh, happiness is bloomin'
all around her
The daffodils are smiling at the dove
Oink, oink.
When Mary holds your hand
you feel so grand
Your heart starts beatin'
like a big brass band
It's a jolly holiday with Mary
No wonder that it's Mary
that we love
- Thank you.
- Our pleasure, Mary Poppins.
Oh, it's a jolly holiday
with you, Bert
- Gentlemen like you are few
- A vanishing breed, that's me.
Though you're just
a diamond in the rough, Bert
- Underneath your blood is blue
- Common knowledge.
You'd never think of pressing
your advantage
- Forbearance is
the hallmark of your creed
- True.
A lady needn't fear
when you are near
Your sweet gentility
is crystal clear
Oh, it's a jolly holiday
with you, Bert
A jolly, jolly holiday with you
Waiter!
Waiter!
Now then, what'd be nice?
We'll start with raspberry ice
And then some cakes and tea
- Order what you will
- There'll be no bill
It's complimentary
You're very kind.
Anything for you,
Mary Poppins.
You're our favourite person.
Right you are. It's true that...
Mavis and Sybil
have ways that are winnin'
And Prudence and Gwendolyn
set your hearts spinnin'
Phoebe's delightful
Maude is disarming
- Janice
- Felicia
- Lydia
- Charming
Cynthia's dashing, Vivian's sweet
Stephanie's smashing, Priscilla a treat
- Veronica
- Millicent
- Agnes
- And Jane
Convivial company
time and again
Dorcas and Phyllis
and Glynis are sorts
I'll agree they're
three jolly good sports
But cream of the crop
Tip of the top
Is Mary Poppins
and there we stop
When Mary holds your hand
you feel so grand
Your heart starts beatin'
like a big brass band
It's a jolly holiday with Mary
No wonder that
it's Mary that we love
No wonder that
it's Mary that we love
No wonder that
it's Mary that we love
Ya-hoo!
Ya-hoo!
Ya-hoo! Ya-hoo!
- Ya-hoo!
- Our own private merry-go-round.
Very nice.
Very nice, indeed...
if you don't wanna go nowhere.
Who says we're not
going anywhere?
Oh, guard!
Righto, Mary Poppins.
Thank you.
They're off! It's Mary Poppins
leadin' by two lengths.
Jane is second by a length.
Michael third.
My horse is the fastest.
Do you hear that, mate?
Do you wanna put up with that?
That's the ticket! Come on, my lad.
Is that the best you can do?
Hurry up, boy. Hurry up!
Not so fast, please. Michael!
Now really, Bert.
You're as bad as the children.
Sorry. Whoa, boy! Whoa!
- Whoa.
- Easy, boy.