do?
Just because our relationship's
in the toilet...
doesn't mean we can't work together.
Hi, how's it going? Where are we now?
In the corridor.
We're still in the corridor?
He's on another floor!
Good. Listen, kids.
Karen and I went through
some pretty rough times together, too.
Commitment. Discipline. Make it work.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him dead.
I'm gonna take his head off...
I'm gonna chop it up in little pieces.
I'm gonna grind him down.
I'm gonna step on him...
and then maybe I'll feed him to the dog.
Oh, God!
I'm going to tell Larry we can't do it.
Come on. It's one stinking scene.
We've been here since 11:00 this morning.
We're not going to do it.
You want to quit?
Quit? I'm not the one riding the bike.
God. I can't stand this.
I'm going crazy.
I'm really going to go crazy in here.
You want me to tell him
we can't write two lousy pages?
I'll tell him.
Larry, we can't write two lousy pages!
There. You feel better?
All of a sudden you know just what to say.
You've got all the words
to put together now.
- What's that supposed to mean?
- That for the last 14 hours...
you have not contributed one thing
to this scene!
I see. This is what you wrote.
You like that? You wrote this, too.
Isn't that great?
Are you proud of what you wrote?
Isn't this nice stuff that you wrote here?
You like it?
- Yes, I like it.
- Do you want it framed?
Let me tell you one thing, you little shit!
I'm better than you are.
- What?
- Any day.
It's locked.
Did you think he's stupid enough
to lock us in here?
- Is the door locked?
- Yes, it's locked.
- lf it's locked, he locked us in.
- How do you know he locked us in?
Because the door is locked.
Is the door locked? Yes!
So we can't get out!
Did you try to get out? Yes.
And you couldn't get out. So it's locked!
Do you understand the word "locked"?
That means you can't get out!
I need air.
She doesn't understand the word "locked."
- L-o-c-k-e-d! Locked!
- Air.
Air? You want air? I'll give you air!
Here. There's air! Come here.
Stick your snout out there!
Are you getting any air?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Paula.
Let's not go through any more pain.
We'll file for divorce in the morning.
Do you know what the worst part is?
It's that right now...
I need to go and tell my best friend
all my problems...
but you're my best friend,
and I'm losing you.
You're not losing me.
I'll always be your best friend.
But that's not who I wanted to marry.
When you get married
you're supposed to...
have romance and passion and all that.
We didn't have any.
Yes, we did. We had it all.
Then why couldn't we
just have left it alone?
Because I loved you so much...
I wanted to say it to the whole world.
You didn't want to marry
your best friend. I did.
We had it all, Paula.
That could have been
the best exit line of your life.
I know. I forgot it was locked.
I guess you're stuck with me.
- I said the perfect...
- I know.
- Then I went to the door.
- I know.
- Did you hear what I said?
- I did. Every word.
- I said I loved you.
- I love you, too.
I wasn't going to leave.
I was gonna go somewhere and call you.
I know.
- I have a wonderful idea.
- What?
How would you like to make love
to a married woman?
Maybe.
Come on.
Why don't you try? I'm told we're great.
I'll do my best.
You were right.
Leo and Jacobson
don't have to go into the corridor at all.
They don't even have to go in the building.
I don't give a shit.
You will.
This is good.
Wait till Kenny reads this.
Two weeks, tops.
Leo's out in the corridor.
No, he's in. No, he's out.
Good. He goes out of the corridor,
leaves the building...
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