change for a $100 bill?
This is the smallest I have.
Your merchandise
is in the luggage trunks.
Hey.
You did not make it, Viktor.
Back off, captain.
He killed a Chicago police officer.
Chicago gets him first.
I have my orders.
What, are you fucking nuts?
All right, come on, get real, Danko.
Look, we're doing good things here.
We'll... Move!
Move!
- I'm not leaving yet, mister.
- Get out.
Hey.
Hey. Hey.
- Get in.
- What were you gonna do?
Leave without me?
Where did you learn to drive a bus,
anyway?
Kiev. In the army.
Jesus, we're going down
the wrong way street.
Get on the other side of the street.
Danko. Danko,
you're not listening to me.
Christ. Go to the right.
Way to go.
That was a fucking Chicago landmark.
Where the hell are all the cops?
Damn, they're never around
when you need one, you know?
You make a U-turn, they're all over
your ass. Where the fuck are they?
Watch it, watch it!
Shit!
Shit. This is called Chicken.
You're not supposed
to play it with buses.
- This is no game.
- No shit.
Get ready to swerve.
Come on, get ready to swerve.
Come on. You crazy fucker.
You fucker. You almost killed
both of us, goddamn it.
- And Viktor!
- Fuck Viktor!
What's wrong with you?
Are you crazy?
You almost got us both killed!
Jesus Christ, man! What the hell
do you think you're doing?
You son of a bitch.
I take care of this.
I give up.
This whole thing's very Russia.
Hey, Gumby.
Honk if you need me.
Did you get him?
Nice grouping of your shots.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
I still like Soviet model better.
Got a real attitude problem, Danko.
High, left center.
I do not understand this sport.
You're not supposed to.
It's totally American.
You should stick to things
that you're good at.
You know, like knee dancing, training
those cute little bears for the circus.
We play baseball now
in Soviet Union.
Come on.
Give me a break, will you?
You haven't got a shot.
This is our national pastime.
Forget it.
It'd be a hell of a World Series,
though, wouldn't it?
We will win.
Hey, Danko, listen, I been wanting
to ask you something.
Remember when we were back at
the bus station, both of us had Viktor?
You turned and pointed
the gun at me.
You weren't gonna really shoot me,
were you?
Yeah, that's what I figured.
Just checking.
It is custom in Soviet Union...
...to exchange article
as souvenir for friendship.
I decide to give you this.
That's really nice.
Here. Here, I want you
to have my watch.
This here is a $1000 marvel
of Western technology.
I got it at, you know, a discount
from my cousin.
Thanks.
This is really...
...a $20 East German watch.
Thank you.
Ridzik.
We are police officers...
...not politicians.
It's okay to like each other.
Sorry, my Russian's a little rusty.
Good luck.
Farewell.Abdul Elijah says we're in business.
Get the capital in safe place, okay?
Meet me back here 3:00. Bring me a key.
We go check the color of your green.
Your shipment's on its way. You have a
small item for me. I give you a courier.
Bless Abdul Elijah
and the brotherhood.
Nice doing business, comrade.
Oh! Attention!
Fun bag patrol.
Double bogies, 11:00.
Whew, Christ!
You think she bought those?
I don't think so.
I think those
are definitely home grown.
Art!
Just an opinion.
Jesus!
-Guy's gotta be dead not to notice that.
-What's the matter with you?
I'm a man. I got needs.
We're on the job. Come on.
We oughta arrest her.
- What'd you squeeze him with?
- Caught him packin' on parole.
Gave him a choice:
Whisper in my ear...
or I turn him into Joliet Prison
for five years.
He tipped you to
a big cleanhead deal?
Don't tell me we're popping cleanheads.
I hate the cleanheads!
You're this close
to losing your job.
Can you give us a second, Charlie?
Yeah, all right.
You're not helping yourself.
This is a good tip.
I got it from my guy Streak.
All right. Come on, let's go.
Freeze! Police! Hands up!
Shut up!