bet she gives great helmet. - Did it work? - Yes, sir. We have the combination. Great! Now we can take every last breath of fresh air from Planet Druidia. - What's the combination? - One, two, three, four, five. - One, two, three, four, five? - Yes. That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage. - Prepare Spaceball One for departure. - Yes, sir. And change the combination on my luggage. There it is. Spaceball City straight ahead. Good. I'm taking her in. What the hell is that thing? Looks like a Winnebago with wings. Jeez. Hey, you can't park here! Yeah. Can't you guys read? "No Parking". That son of a... All right, hands up. You're under arrest for illegal parking. Yeah! Warden Miller, Warden Miller You're wanted in V17 Attention, attention Section C scanners, report... Nah. - She's gotta be in one of these cells. - Yeah, but which one? - No. - No. - It's coming from here. - That can't be her. It's her! She's a bass! - What do you want? - It's me! - It's us! - Lone Starr! - How did you find us? - No time to talk. Come on. - We gotta move. - Barf, how'd you do it? Come on. Hey, those are the guys that stole our uniforms! And beat the shit out of us, too! Uh-oh, we got company! Watch out! Dammit! That's our only way out. - We're trapped! - I hate these movies. - Oh. I'm out of ammo! - Get back! I'll hold 'em off! I got an idea! - What are you doing? - What's he doing? Good work. Uh-oh, more ping pongs! Run for it. Let's go! It's closing! - The door's closing! - Go for broke! Don't move, or you're dead. Stand up! Captain, we've got them. Spectacular stunt, my friends. But all for naught. Turn around, please. Ah, what a pity. What a pity. So, Princess, you thought you could outwit the imperious force of... You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles! Search the area. Find them! Find them! - Open the door! - I can't. It's fused. - And this one? - It's locked. - The keys? - Inside. - Oh, great! - Duck! - Here, you hold 'em off. I'll get the door. - I'm not shooting this thing. I hate guns. My hair! He shot my hair. Son of a bitch! Holy shit! - How was that? - Not bad. - Not bad... For a girl. - Hey, that was pretty good for Rambo. Let's blow this joint. President Skroob! - Salute! - Hail, Skroob! The ship is too big. If I walk, the movie'll be over. - Sir. - Yes? Ooh! Never have that damn thing down in front of me! How do I know you're not making faces at me under that? President Skroob. There it is. Planet Druidia. Ah, Planet Druidia. And 10,000 years of fresh air. - Way he runs things, it won't last 100. - What? - Preparing ship for metamorphosis, sir. - Good. Get on with it. Ready, Kafka? Look, it's Spaceball One. - They've reached the air shield - And it's opening... The ship's too big... How they gonna get the air out? I don't see any hoses. What's happening? The ship... is changing. Oh, my gosh. It's not just a spaceship. It's a Transformer! - It's changing into - A gigantic... - Maid? - With a vacuum cleaner... So that's how they're gonna get the air out... Metamorphosis completed, sir. Spaceball One has now become... Megamaid. - Good. - Remarkable. Now, commence Operation... Vacu-Suck! Suck. Suck. Suck! Goodbye, little Vespa. My... Little... ... Baby... Vespa. - The air bag, it's almost full! - What'll we do? We've gotta act fast. Step one: we reverse the vacuum... ...and blow the air back on to the planet. Step two: we destroy that thing. - But isn't that dangerous? - Extremely. Plus... I don't know how the hell we're gonna do it. - What about that ring Yogurt gave you? - Oh, yeah. - But... - Come on, boss. Give it a shot. OK. Here goes nothing. - Look at that - Wow! It's working! Come on, Schwartz. Come on, Schwartz. Come on, Schwartz! - Helmet, what's going on? - Sandurz, what's going on? It's Megamaid. She's gone ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Мимино на английском - текст Звёздный путь: Первый контакт на английском - текст Убийцы на английском - текст Крутой мир на английском - текст Большой автобус на английском |