Uh-oh, we got company!
Watch out!
Dammit! That's our only way out.
- We're trapped!
- I hate these movies.
- Oh. I'm out of ammo!
- Get back! I'll hold 'em off!
I got an idea!
- What are you doing?
- What's he doing?
Good work.
Uh-oh, more ping pongs! Run for it.
Let's go!
It's closing!
- The door's closing!
- Go for broke!
Don't move, or you're dead. Stand up!
Captain, we've got them.
Spectacular stunt, my friends.
But all for naught.
Turn around, please.
Ah, what a pity.
What a pity.
So, Princess, you thought you could
outwit the imperious force of...
You idiots! These are not them!
You've captured their stunt doubles!
Search the area. Find them!
Find them!
- Open the door!
- I can't. It's fused.
- And this one?
- It's locked.
- The keys?
- Inside.
- Oh, great!
- Duck!
- Here, you hold 'em off. I'll get the door.
- I'm not shooting this thing. I hate guns.
My hair! He shot my hair.
Son of a bitch!
Holy shit!
- How was that?
- Not bad.
- Not bad... for a girl.
- Hey, that was pretty good for Rambo.
Let's blow this joint.
President Skroob!
- Salute!
- Hail, Skroob!
The ship is too big.
If I walk, the movie'll be over.
- Sir.
- Yes? Ooh!
Never have that damn thing down
in front of me!
How do I know you're not
making faces at me under that?
President Skroob.
There it is. Planet Druidia.
Ah, Planet Druidia.
And 10,000 years of fresh air.
- Way he runs things, it won't last 100.
- What?
- Preparing ship for metamorphosis, sir.
- Good. Get on with it.
Ready, Kafka?
Look, it's Spaceball One.
- They've reached the airshield.
- And it's opening.
The ship's too big.
How they gonna get the air out?
I don't see any hoses.
What's happening?
The ship... is changing.
Oh, my gosh.
It's not just a spaceship.
It's a Transformer!
- It's changing into...
- A gigantic...
- Maid?
- With a vacuum cleaner.
So that's how
they're gonna get the air out.
Metamorphosis completed, sir.
Spaceball One has now become
Megamaid.
- Good.
- Remarkable.
Now, commence Operation
Vacu-Suck!
Suck. Suck. Suck!
Goodbye, little Vespa.
My... Little...
...baby... Vespa.
- The air bag, it's almost full!
- What'll we do?
We've gotta act fast.
Step one: we reverse the vacuum
and blow the air back on to the planet.
Step two: we destroy that thing.
- But isn't that dangerous?
- Extremely. Plus,
I don't know
how the hell we're gonna do it.
- What about that ring Yogurt gave you?
- Oh, yeah.
- But...
- Come on, boss. Give it a shot.
OK. Here goes nothing.
- Look at that.
- Wow!
It's... It's working!
Come on, Schwartz.
Come on, Schwartz. Come on, Schwartz!
- Helmet, what's going on?
- Sandurz, what's going on?
It's Megamaid.
She's gone from suck to blow.
What? They're getting their air back.
- Do something.
- Do something.
Do something!
I'm breathing.
Air.
Air!
- Dim the lights.
- Dimming the lights.
- Go to infrared.
- Going to infrared.
- Pray to God.
- Praying to God.
Careful. Careful.
What are you doing?
Scanning.
There's gotta be a self-destruct
mechanism in the central brain area.
- I think we just found it.
- Where?
Watch.
Bingo! There it is.
It's right below us.
- Put her in hover, Barf.
- Putting her in hover.
- I'm going down there.
- He's going down there.
I wouldn't.
What the hell are you doing?
The... Vulcan neck pinch?
No, no, no, stupid.
You got it much too high.
It's down here
where the shoulder meets the neck.
- Like this?
- Yeah!
Thanks.
Handprint identification, please.
Handprint identification, please.
Handprint identification, please.
Handprint...
Thanks again.
Is that you, Mylar?
Who are you? What are you doing?
This.
Sweet dreams.
Not so fast, Lone Starr.
Helmet!
So, at last we meet for the first time,
for the last time.
Before you die, there is something
you should know about us, Lone Starr.
What?
I am your father's brother's nephew's
cousin's former roommate.
- What's that make us?