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Hi. Could you do me a favor?
Could you put some lotion on my back?
I don't think so.
I don't want to get my hands all greasy.
We may grab a sandwich in a few minutes.
- Maybe later on.
- Much later.
- Okay. See you later.
- Have fun.
Why don't you be a little nicer?
lf we haven't scored by Thursday...
those two scrags
are going to start looking pretty good.
- Well, what'd they say?
- Oh, they're kind of shy.
Yeah, right.
Randy, there's no water.
The towels are stolen from other hotels,
and there's no soap.
There's no complimentary shampoo.
There's no complimentary sewing kit.
- There's no shower cap.
- It's the same room, all right.
They must've shot it from way up here
with a wide-angled lens.
Maybe a fisheye or something like that.
It's huge in the picture.
I'm gonna sue him.
Randy, this place isn't air-conditioned.
I don't see any little switches.
No little vents.
- I don't believe it.
- Not a word about air conditioning.
I just assumed it.
Well, we'll just have to live with it.
Randy, you do not save a marriage
without air conditioning.
Oh, God.
Did you need to take a leak?
Hot enough for you?
ls everything satisfactory?
No, not really.
Well, we just opened up,
and we're still ironing out the bugs.
I think you'll find most of the bugs
in my room.
We'll have them ironed out immediately.
But it says "private" right here.
How could it be a mistake?
'Cause it wrong.
I know it's wrong,
that's why I'm telling you.
- What's your name?
- Pansy Brown, sir.
- Pansy Brown?
- Yes, sir.
- What seems to be the problem, folks?
- I'll tell you what the problem is.
- Excuse me. Hello, Jack.
- Hello.
Your brochure specifically says,
"Private bath."
And now it seems
that we have to share a bath...
with the gentleman next door.
I think you'll find
that when we say "private"...
we mean that the bathroom's
not open to the general public.
Hey, you're right, though.
This is very misleading.
So I think I should change it and put down,
instead of "private," "secluded."
I'm afraid it's not going
to be that easy, mister.
This is not my first trip out of Cleveland.
Get out of my face
before I rip your nose off.
- Are you threatening me?
- Yes.
Randy, please, put the brochure away.
Jack, I just want to know one thing.
Am I going to be able
to take a decent shower...
or is the water
always going to be like that?
I'm on the case. Tonight you'll have
the finest shower possible.
- The name's Moniker.
- I got it.
Linda.
- Oh, my God.
- Oh...
One-grade, oven-ready, self-basting.
Hey, dinner is served.
- The entrйe's here.
- Meat.
Meat.
Fashion models, got to be.
- Look at these two Aqua Velva's.
- Hi.
- You think they're with them?
- Are you kidding? Look at them.
They're probably gay.
They're a couple of moes.
Oh, come on.
What, are they trying to make us think
they're straight or something?
Cousins.
- Darling, champagne?
- They have that parachute thing.
- I've always wanted to do that.
- Why?
Why, Randy? Because I want to fly.
I want to feel the wind through my hair.
- I want to live.
- Do you want to play Wiffle tennis?
No, honey,
I don't want to play any Wiffle tennis.
Why don't you just read your book?
I need a little space for a while.
I wonder if I might try
this parachute thing?
Sure, what's your name?
- Linda Whitй.
- Chris.
- Hello, Chris.
- Helmut.
Helmut.
- "M," Mississippi.
- Ethiopia.
- No, an "I."
- Ipanema.
That's a song. It's not a place.
It's The Girl from lpanema. 
It's fictional, that thing.
- Where do you think she's originally from?
- No, you can't use that, lpanema.
I didn't just make it... I don't want to play.
How's it going, guys? Sorry we didn't
get a chance to talk on the bus.
- Remember me? I'm Jack.
- Barry.
- Barry.
- Whoa, dйjб vu.
Barry Steinberg. Barry Nye.
Smoked meats.
- Nice to have you here, Barry.
- Listen, what's going on here?
This beach is dead.
It's all
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