done,
I'm sure I can explain.
Explain this, you son of a bitch.
Oh, my God!
Do you know what the penalty
for animal cruelty is in this state?
No, sir.
It's probably pretty stiff!
You can't think I'd do this on purpose?
I tied him to the rear bumper
when I was packing the car.
It was very confusing,
I must've forgotten.
I'm sorry. I feel terrible.
How do you think that little dog feels?
I'm sorry, it really was an accident.
I guess I can buy that, sir.
But it is a shame.
I had a dog like that when I was a kid.
Poor little guy.
He probably kept up with you
for a mile or so.
Tough little mutt.
I was afraid you would
get pulled over, Clark.
You've been exceeding the speed
limit for thousands of miles!
Dad wasn't speeding.
The officer stopped us
because Dad...
He was speeding, Rusty!
No, he wasn't, Mom.
Listen to your mother!
I was speeding.
I was driving like a maniac.
We can all be grateful
that this man stopped us!
- You see, kids, a car...
- Here's the leash, sir.
I'm going back to get the rest
of the carcass off the road.
Thank you, officer.
Have a nice day.
Is this your idea of a good restaurant?
Dog killer!
I'm sure the food is just fine.
I'll take that.
Thank you.
Oh, kids!
Waitress!
"I've had some lonely nights
"And I'll admit I cried sometimes
"Cause you were out of my life
"But then you called my name
"And you came back again
"I feel so inspired
"Kissing your lips of fire
"Little boy sweet, little boy sweet
"Sweet little boy of mine"
What happened?
What happened to your hair?
You're sweating!
Are you blushing?
Don't be silly.
Are you all right, Clark?
Of course, I'm fine!
I'm having a ball!
Come on, honey, look at the mountains,
breathe the air!
Put on a happy face for me.
I guess there's not much
more that can happen to us.
I think the worst is behind us.
Clark, I need my vanity case.
We have to go back and look for it.
All my credit cards are in it.
Honey, number one: I've already
called the bank and reported the loss.
We'll never find it when
we don't know where it fell off.
And three: I've got my credit cards.
And we've still got plenty of cash, okay?
No, we don't.
You gave $500 to Eddie.
And everything has cost twice
as much as you figured out.
Honey, there's nothing in that luggage
that can't be replaced.
Except for your diaphragm.
We can cash a check down the road.
Don't you trust me?
As long as you don't tie me
to the rear bumper.
That hurt.
Clark, I think we're lost.
We're not lost!
Ellen, please, let me do the driving.
I don't think you'll find
the Grand Canyon on this road.
Jesus, it's only the biggest
goddamn hole in the world!
Clark, watch your language!
Make that the second largest.
Dad, I haven't seen a car for an hour!
Shut up, Audrey!
Dad knows where he's going.
Thank you.
You're lost!
Ma, I saw some detour signs!
I didn't see any.
I saw them when you and Mom
were trying to fold the map.
When they close a road
they put up big signs.
Like this one.
I think I broke my nose!
I stabbed my brain.
I just got my period.
I'm going to check under the hood.
Audrey, gather up all the clothes,
and put them in a pile.
Rusty, find the first aid kit,
then bring the suitcases here.
Where can I go to the bathroom?
Find a bush, Audrey!
Dad, you must've jumped
the car about 50 yards!
It's nothing to be proud of, Rusty.
Fifty yards.
Ellen, get me out of here!
Stay in the car!
It's hot and dangerous out here!
Don't you tell me what to do!
I'll do what I want!
I should never have come
on this trip with you!
I should have taken an airplane!
And he, he shouldn't even have
a license to drive an automobile.
He should be behind bars!
Sit down, and shut up!
Move out of that seat,
and I'll split your lip!
Rusty, come up here!
I am going to have to hike down
the road to find a service station.
I want you to stay here
and take care of things.
Will you be okay?
Oh, sure.
I haven't had a