kidding around! It hurts! I'm not. It's stuck. Cut it out! I know what you're trying to do, and I think it's sick! The wheel's stuck, honey! That was a dirty trick! The damn wheel is all screwed up. You're tired. You get weird when you get tired. Let's just find a motel. I don't want you dozing off. I'm not tired. Are you kidding? I can drive for another 100 miles. No problem. "I stay at home at night "By the phone at night "But you don't call "And I won't hurt my pride "Call me Mister Blue "I'm Mister Blue without you" Sparky, why don't you turn off the TV and come to bed? Okay, honey. Well, wake up everyone. We're here. Clark! Can I do your back, honey? I've done it already. Can I do your front? Go do your own front. We should call Catherine and Eddie... ...and tell them that we won't be in until tomorrow afternoon. If we're not there by 10:00 a.m., we'll be completely off schedule. I planned very carefully... ...so that we would be at Walley World early Saturday. Sparky, I know what this trip means to you... ...and that you want all of us to have a great time, but... ...it is a long way to Walley World. I think it would be easier on all of us if you would just try to relax. I'm way ahead of you, honey. When did you get these glasses? Oh, I have my little secrets. What a nice thought. Don't drink yet! Ready? I would like to propose a toast. To a very restful vacation. Here's to a very relaxing vacation. To a renewed love affair. To a time of joy with our kids. You know, I've never told you this. I know it's been a rough beginning. I think there's something wrong here! It's the bed. It will slow down in a second. I got it! Here, hold on to these. What are you doing? Let's try this, my darling. We haven't done this in a long time. Oh! Clark! What's that noise? What's going on? Don't you kids knock anymore? Sorry, we thought you were fighting. No one is fighting in here. It is very late. Where is Mom? I'm under here, kids. Go back to bed. Go back to bed now. The bed was very soft. Weirdo-rama! It's the same street Wyatt Earp kept law and order on. It seems kind of dirty and touristy. The Old West was dirty. Everything isn't like home. If it were, there would be no reason for leaving home, right, Rusty? Yeah, Dad. This is great. I'm glad we didn't go to Hawaii. I'll bet you are. Okay, let's go get a drink. Howdy, city slickers! Welcome! No fighting, cussing or gunslinging. Watch what you say to our bartender. He's ornery. Thank you, sheriff. Marshal. Give me five, partner! That guy was a crummy Wyatt Earp! He's wearing jogging shoes! Nah, they used to, Rusty. Hey, knucklehead! Set us up with four red-eyes, will you? Hey, yellow-belly! I'm talking to you! Hey, tenderfoot! Move your chicken wings, turkey! Clark! That's not nice! It's part of the act, honey. Hey, underpants! I'm okay! I'm okay! I'm all right! That wasn't funny! A noise like that could impair the kids' hearing. It was real! It looked real, didn't it? I thought it was real gun. Didn't it look real when I fell down? What? Didn't it look real? What? Are you happy now, Clark? She's deaf. What's the difference? It was fun anyway. Let's have a drink. Pardon me, sir? Catherine told us to follow 50. I was thinking of taking a detour to Liberal. What for? The House of Mud. What's that? The largest, freestanding mud dwelling ever built! The pioneers didn't have bricks, so they used mud. They didn't use mud, they used sod! Right, Audrey. When they ran out of sod, they used mud! Let's skip The House of Mud. Dodge City was enough for today. And Catherine and Eddie are expecting us. It's living history. But, if you would rather visit your cousins... ...it's okay with me. I would rather see a pile of mud than Eddie. Stop it! What's going on? Rusty is licking his hand and touching me with it! Tell Rusty to behave himself. Rusty, ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Жил певчий дрозд на английском - текст Астенический синдром на английском - текст Мы - не ангелы на английском - текст Амадей на английском - текст Минотавр на английском |