hope so.
- You're terrible.
- You can't drink upside down.
- Sure, you can.
- Here, try it.
- All right.
It worked.
You'd be surprised
what you can do upside down.
Surprise me.
I'll take the south side of town.
You take the north.
- What are we looking for?
- I don't know.
Keep your eyes out for anything peculiar.
And keep Aunt Hortense out of sight.
Why, you're Philo Beddoe.
- Yes, ma'am.
- It's him!
- He's looking too good.
- Too good by half.
Excuse me, ma'am.
We can't get decent odds on you
looking that good.
We're trying to find some fool
who will give us 2-to-1.
Try to look a little more peaky, would you?
Excuse me.
- Sorry.
- You damn fool!
- Let me see that hand.
- What?
Wiggle your fingers.
You could have broken that hand
and made paupers out of all of us.
Sorry.
What are you standing here gabbing for?
Get on back to jogging.
- I think I might do that.
- Wait.
No booze, no parties. In bed by 8:00 p.m.
You can count on that.
I do.
Did you all see that?
The way he grabbed me with one hand
like I was a feather?
Son of a gun, boys, we're going to be rich.
We're already rich, Zack.
Mind if I jog with you?
You work for some pretty strange folks.
Who I work for is my business.
They got my girl.
They're running together.
Talk about beef on a hook.
- I got $40 on Beddoe.
- You're on.
I didn't know.
I didn't say you did. I just said
you worked for some strange folks.
Well, their business isn't mine.
I never said it was.
We're even, remember?
Jim.
Tony Paoli's on the way up.
- Poor little Tony, he never learns.
- Not junior, senior.
- Big Tony?
- Big Tony.
What is he coming here for?
Mr. Paoli. What a pleasure to see you.
I hear you ain't laying off any of the action.
Not so far, no, sir.
You got guts. I admire a man with guts.
So I says, "Big Tony,
maybe now's the time you go out...
"...and make a little bet with this
high-roller Beekman with guts."
$100,000?
Mr. Beekman.
You and I are not men
who deal in five zeroes.
- He means six zeroes, Jim.
- "He means six zeroes, Jim."
Of course, I have to cover it.
Of course.
Give us a look, sweetie.
Come on, honeybunch.
Show us those big blue eyes.
He's a menace.
Goes around peeking in windows.
Ogled at me last night while I was
getting it on with two young beauties.
Clyde has no interest in human sex.
What were you doing,
getting it on with a couple of apes?
Get out. Out.
Let's go.
- The fight ain't on till noon.
- I know that.
I found where they're holding Lynn.
Best to hit them when they move her.
- What's going on?
- He found out where Lynn is.
Let's go.
I know they're packing heat
and they might use it.
I'm his friend and Clyde's his friend.
We go.
Hop in there, kid.
Right turn, Clyde.
- You all right?
- I'm fine.
Why don't you get the cops
and the ambulance?
- The cops ain't part of the bargain.
- All right, just the ambulance, then.
That bullet was mine.
I like being a hero, too,
sometimes, you know.
Well, you're doing a good job with it.
Look, I just saved you guys' asses
from the slammer.
So now they belong to me.
But if I ever see you again,
I'll come and collect them.
You just get in this car and
keep driving west, until you see the surf.
Got it? Move.
- I owe you one.
- No, we're even.
Your hairy friend back there
saved my skin for me.
- We're even, then.
- You're not going to fight, are you?
Well, if I don't, it's a forfeit.
A lot of people bet money on me.
Not all of them are rich.
If neither one of us showed up,
then there wouldn't be any fight.
Then all the bets would be off.
That's something to think about.
Wilson! He hung up.
Well, that's it.
Neither of them are going to show.
- All the bets are off, then.
- Damn it.
I spent a lot of time,
a lot of money setting this thing up.
Well, you better let
the sporting folks know.
- Are you going to fight?
- I don't know. That depends on Wilson.
You want to stay with Orville?