Nothing. I screwed up with everything.
I never got what I wanted.
What did you want?
I don't know.
You know what you want?
I want the cubs to win the World series!
Nice hit.
You better leave now.
You don't want to get stuck in traffic.
What happened with your wife?
You get caught cheating?
You banging the babysitter?
- We don't even have any kids.
- How come?
I never thought there'd be enough time
to raise them right.
You got plenty of time now.
Call her. Give me that.
Go ahead, call her.
She probably misses you.
My wife thinks I'm a single-minded,
obsessive jerk.
You are a single-minded, obsessive jerk.
- You don't have to be if you don't want to.
- You sure?
No, I'm not sure.
- That's my dad's phone.
- He's a scout. He's calling the bullpen.
What a play!
Did you see that?
- Let's get that guy for an interview.
- Ok.
I got it! Did you see that?
I just reached out, I snagged it.
The home run ball.
Mark Grace and the cubs
in the World series.
Did you see that spectacular catch?
You didn't see it? Why?
- I was on the phone.
- You should've seen it.
I was reaching out there and grabbed it.
It was the catch of the day.
- You told me to call home.
- You could have waited, put them on hold.
- It was a great catch!
- Elizabeth wasn't there.
She wasn't there?
She didn't see it either.
Elizabeth is your wife?
She called for you yesterday.
She called yesterday?
- Did she say anything?
- She apologised for kicking him out.
For kicking him out last night?
I was with him. That can't be right.
- What's she talking about?
- This isn't getting easier.
My God! Look, it's spencer.
- That's not spencer.
- Of course it's spencer.
What's he doing on television?
That's not spencer. That's spencer.
That? That's not spencer.
- Where did he get that shirt?
- What?
My Elizabeth called yesterday?
What did she say?
- They must have seen me on Tv.
- What did she say?
I gotta go. It was fun being you.
What did she say? Wait a minute!
Excuse me.
Wait a minute!
What's happening?
Why are we doing this?
The cops.
They must have seen me on Tv.
- When were you on Tv?
- When I made that catch you missed.
- The cops wouldn't shoot us, would they?
- I don't think so.
You don't think so?
What did Elizabeth say?
- I'm missing the game!
- What did she say?
- What?
- Shit! What are you following me for?
If we get busted,
you'll get in trouble. Leave!
I can't get arrested running
with an escaped con, can I?
Maybe.
He's not down there.
He's probably up the ramp.
Did Elizabeth say
to tell me anything?
- Where did she call from?
- I didn't talk to her.
- You didn't talk to her?
- Don't pitch to him, walk him!
He got a hit.
The Angels are going to score.
- Who talked to her?
- Jewel talked to her.
Walter's Jewel?
She's one hot lady.
Last night we did it.
Come on.
You mean I slept with Walter's daughter?
How was I?
You were great!
I knew I could be great in bed.
That's him!
- Let's get out of here.
- Guys, stop!
Come back, damn it!
You got a credit card?
Give it to me.
Sweet.
Damn it.
Shit!
I can't... I can't believe it.
I can escape out of jail, but I can't
escape out of a damn ballpark.
I guess I'll just go back to jail, that's all.
I'll just go back.
- We know you're in there!
- Come on, unlock this door!
Come here and hold onto me
before I change my mind.
Go ahead, change your mind.
Come on!
I'm coming!
I always got A's in gym,
but this could be ridiculous.
- This is a mistake!
- Yes, it is!
Yeah!
That was different, spencer.
- Are you all right?
- That was batman.
We can still hear the game on the radio.
Let's get in the car.
And it's strike three
and the Cubs have won it!
The 1990 World Champions
are the Chicago Cubs.
- They did it!
- They won!
All I can say is holy cow, joe.
T ou're witness to history.
For the first time since 1908,
the Cubs have won the World series.
I repeat, the Cubs have won the World...
Why are