what it is.
What are you doing?
- No foam.
- That's because it's deodorant.
Don't forget to visit
your grandfather today.
- And be in court at two fifteen.
- Coffee, please.
Do you want some coffee?
Sherry, stay with me today, dear.
I need you today.
Arthur.
Arthur, come here.
Hi, Judge.
Are we gonna get together
this weekend?
I don't know. You're the only one
I've been dating these days.
You promised
you'd go flying with me.
I gotta tell you ...
I'm not too fond of anything
that takes place off the ground.
I don't know.
I've got a thing about heights.
- This is flying. It's different.
- How high up do you go?
How high do you wanna go?
Come on, it'll be good for you.
- Besides, it gets lonesome up there.
- Why don't you take your wife?
The last thing we did together
was get married.
Come on, Arthur. You promised me.
- All right. What time?
- Sunday morning. Ten o'clock.
Do you always carry
that thing with you?
There's law and there's order.
And that's order.
Do you like egg rolls?
- Yeah.
- Good.
Come on, let's get out of here.
Easy, easy, easy. You got it.
You son of a gun.
So, it's another week already?
Another week.
I don't know where time goes.
No problems, Grandpa?
Everything all right?
See this one? Wonderful woman. I went
to her husband's funeral. Fine man.
Gitel?
Hello, Sam.
How are you?
This is my grandson, Arthur.
- I'm pleased to meet you.
- Good to meet you.
- He goes to law school.
- I'm a lawyer.
Take my advice.
Don't be in a hurry.
He's a nice-looking boy.
- My grandson.
- Yes ...
- Good to meet you.
- Pleased to have met you too.
So, it's been a week.
Yeah, it's been a week. Last week we
went for a ride in the car. Remember?
That's a good machine.
Always give signals when you turn.
Right. Left.
So ...
Are you a good lawyer?
Are you honest?
Well, I don't know.
Being honest doesn't have much to do
with being a lawyer, Grandpa.
Ifyou're not honest,
you've got nothing.
Your parents should see you now.
To hell with them.
They never cared before.
Why should they care now?
- They're still your parents.
- No.
You raised me. You're the one
who put me through law school.
You're a wonderful man, Grandpa.
But your son, he's a shit.
He was born with colic.
Sam, I love you.
Look at you.
Filled out, like a man.
Soon you'll look like a lawyer
and you'll be a lawyer.
I am a lawyer, Sam.
I've been a lawyer for twelve years.
So, it's another week already.
- Do you know Jules Stouffer?
- Yes, I do.
- He was a client ofyours, right?
- Yes.
Wasn't he originally
represented by Alvin Burton?
- Yes, that is correct.
- Why did he change representation?
I handled him on an assault charge.
That's my area, not Burton's.
Did Stouffer express
dissatisfaction with Mr Burton?
Not at all. Burton's an excellent
lawyer. Are you going after him?
- We're not going after anyone.
- Do you know David Crebbs?
We're reviewing certain accusations
to determine if they're true -
- and to clean our own house.
So please do not overdramatize this.
It's not the McCarthy hearings.
Oh, that's a relief.
So you're not gonna ask me: "Are you
now or have you ever been a lawyer?"
- That wasn't amusing, Mr Kirkland.
- Do you know David Crebbs?
No, it wasn't, Miss ... ?
Packer. This isn't amusing. It is
ridiculous. Yes, I know David Crebbs.
Have you ever seen ...
Is this mike working?
- Do you know David Crebbs?
- Why are we using microphones?
- Why don't we just talk to each other?
- This is a hearing, Mr Kirkland.
Yes. It's a hearing.
- Do you know Jules Stouffer?
- We've already asked that.
Are we through with Stouffer?
How about Alvin Burton?
- Do you know David Crebbs?
- I've already asked that.
- What did he say?
- He said yes.
Have you ever seen him
intoxicated in court?
David Crebbs has a speech impediment.
Check your records. It's in there.
As answer to your question:
No, he doesn't drink. Not at all.
At this