know a place there we can get laid.
- I'm fuckin' hungry now.
- Yeah, yeah. Jesus.
I'm saying we can stop, get pancakes
and then we'll get laid. All right?
We sat right here in this room
and went over this.
- Yah, but that TruCoat...
- I said I didn't want any TruCoat.
Yah, but I'm saying, that TruCoat, you
don't get it, you get oxidation problems...
You're sitting there talking in circles
like we didn't go over this already.
- Yeah, but this TruCoat...
- We had a deal for $19,500.
Darned if you didn't tell me you'd get me
this car without the sealant for $19,500.
- All right, I'm not saying I didn't.
- You called me and said you had it.
"Ready to make delivery" you says.
And here you are and you're
wasting my time and my wife's time.
And I'm paying $19,500
for this vehicle here.
All right.
I'll talk to my boss.
See, they install that TruCoat
at the factory. There's nothing we can do.
But I'll talk to my boss.
These guys here. These guys.
Its always the same. Its always more.
- You going to the Gophers on Sunday?
- Oh, you betcha.
You wouldn't have an extra ticket?
You kiddin'?
Well.
He's never done this before, but seein' as
its special circumstances an' all,
he says I can knock $100 off that TruCoat.
One hundred?
You lied to me, Mr Lundegaard.
You're a bald-faced liar.
Bucky, please.
A fucking liar.
Bucky, please.
Where's my goddamn chequebook?
Lets get this over with.
Where is it?
From Hollywood,
The Tonight Show, star...
I am talking about your potential.
You're not a C student.
Yeah.
Yet you're gettin' C grades.
Its that disparity there
that concerns your dad and me.
- You know what a disparity is?
- Yeah!
OK. Well, thats why we
don't want you goin' out for hockey.
Oh, man! Come on. Whats the big deal?
It's just an hour....
Hold on.
- Whats the big deal?
- Hello.
- Yeah, hi, hon.
- Oh, hi, Dad.
- Is Jerry around?
- Yah. Hon? Yah, he's here.
- I'll catch him for ya. Hon? Its Dad.
- OK.
- Look, Dad, there's no fucking way...
- Scotty!
Hey, lets watch that language there.
- How ya doin' there, Wade?
- Whats goin' on?
Nothin', Wade. How ya doin' there?
Stan Grossman looked at your proposal.
He says its pretty sweet.
- No kiddin'?
- Might be interested.
No kiddin'? I'd need the cash pretty quick
there, in order to close the deal.
Come by at 2.30. We'll talk about it. If your
numbers are right, Stan says its sweet.
- Stan, you know, Grossman.
- Yah.
- 2.30.
- Yah. OK.
Say, Shep, how ya doin' there?
Say, you know those two fellas you
put me in touch with up there in Fargo?
- Put you in touch with Grimsrud.
- Well, he had a buddy there. He...
- I don't vouch for him.
- Thats OK.
- I vouch for Grimsrud. Who's his buddy?
- Carl something.
Never heard of him. Don't vouch for him.
He's a buddy of the guy you vouch for,
so I'm not worrying.
I gotta get in touch with him.
This deal I needed 'em for, I may not need
it any more. Something's happenin', see.
- Call him up.
- I did, and I haven't been able to get him.
So I thought maybe you'd know
an alternate number.
- Nope.
- OK.
Well, real good, then.
Can you crack
a fuckin' window open, man?
You know, its proven second-hand smoke
is a carcino... You know, a cancer agent.
Look at that - Twin Cities.
Thats the IDS building, the big glass one.
The tallest skyscraper in the Midwest,
after the Sears in Chicago,
or John Hancock Building, whatever.
Have you ever been to Minneapolis?
Nope.
Would it kill you to say something?
- I did.
- "No"?
Thats the first thing you've said
in the last four hours.
Thats a fountain
of conversation, man. Thats a geyser.
I mean, whoa, daddy. Stand back, man.
Shit.
I'm sittin' here drivin' - I'm doin' all the
drivin', whole fuckin' way from Brainerd -
just tryin' to chat, you know, keep our
spirits up, fight the boredom of the road,
and you can't say one fuckin' thing
just in the way of conversation?
Oh, fuck it. I don't have to