okay. He's getting better. Thanks. That's good news. That's encouraging. I've got a good feeling about this. He's gonna be fine. I got a few questions for you. You got an interesting set of plates in the living room. - Are they old? - Yeah. They are. Where would you find something like that? In an antique shop downtown? In England. How many times a day do you feed a dog like that? How many times a day do you think he eats? Four or five. He eats once a day. Just once. What does he like to drink? Water? Yes, he drinks water. I would keep water out. I've been leaving the toilet seats up. Yeah. The blue water's not good for him? That might account for something. Nothing. Just an odd coloration out on the grass. Buck... I want you to know it makes me feel secure to know you're there. Thank you very much. Okay, bye-bye. Bob? Cindy? Open up. Hello? I'm getting mad. All right. Get ready. Here I come. Come on! Do I have to talk dirty to you? Open up for daddy. There we go. Nice and easy. Come on, here we go. Take that! You don't want the crowbar, do you? Come on! Open up! Come on! I'm gonna shove my load into you whether you like it or not. Come on! Come on, you son of a bitch, open up. - Freeze! - Who are you? - Cindy! - She's in Indianapolis. - What's she doing in Indianapolis? - Her father had a heart attack. Who are you, and how do you know her father had a heart attack? I'm her brother-in-law. Yeah? Who you talking dirty to? The washing machine. I don't know how to work it, so I was kicking it and swearing at it... which is not an uncommon thing to do. And you thought... - I apologize. - Okay. Boy, that's funny. I live across the street. - My name is Marcie. - Buck Russell. Marcie Dahlgren-Frost. Dahlgren is my maiden name. Frost is my married name. I'm single again, but I never bothered to lose the Frost. - I get compliments on the hyphen. - I'm sure you would. I came to invite Cindy to lunch... but since she's not here, do you have plans? I've got a lot of things to do around here. Rain check? I'm only gonna be here a couple days. Cindy said it would only be a couple of days? She didn't specify. I just assumed. My father's heart attack, I was out of town three weeks. No wonder Cindy didn't call me. You need a relative for an imposition of this size. Waiting for your sex? Shut up! Tia? Why'd you blow all that makeup? We're just going bowling. I'm not going bowling. It's a great sport, and it's impossible to get pregnant while doing it... if you catch my drift. You're disgusting. I'll die before I go anywhere with you. - It's going to be fun. - They have rent-a-shoes. And rent-a-foot-disease. We've done the battle of the wills. The deck's stacked in my favor. You'll lose again. Try me. How'd you like to spend the next few nights wondering... if your crazy, out-of-work bum uncle... will shave your head while you sleep? See you in the car. Come on up. There you go. This is a bowling ball. How you doing? Never seen you here before. I know about everybody. That's why they call me "Pal." Buy you a beer? You must be a college student. Cheerleader probably. You look firm. Give it a push. That's it. You like all-terrain vehicles? I've got a brand-new Bronco right out in the parking lot. Red. Want to go for a ride? If the object of the game were to get the ball as close to the pins... without knocking any of them over... you would be champion of the world. - Really? - Really. My throat hurts. I can't talk. I've got a cure for that. You got a game going? You're not going to get any strikes sitting there, are you? Move it! Get out! Shithead, where the hell you been? Sit down. I want you to meet my niece. Tia, this is Rog. Rog, Tia. How are you? E. Roger Coswell. Come on, it ain't gonna bite. Okay. You've got to let somebody know where you are. I've been checking car ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Отец Сергий на английском - текст Ковбои в городе на английском - текст Не бойся, я с тобой! на английском - текст Соседи на английском - текст Дон жуан Де Марко на английском |