incredible?
If you guys died!
Thank you, Amy.
No, no, then I would get the baby.
It would be just like a movie. At first
I wouldn't know what to do with her.
And then I would rise to the occasion.
Then I'd get a makeover and get married.
That's a great movie!
Yeah. Listen, not that you guys
could stop me or anything...
...because you know, you'd be dead.
But I was thinking about
changing her name.
I'm just not really a big fan of Emily.
Emma.
Emma? Ross wants you.
Phoebe!
Why does she keep making that noise?
Honey, I don't know
how to tell you this...
...but if something were to happen
to Ross or myself...
-...you wouldn't get the baby.
-Well, who would?
Well, we haven't officially
asked them yet...
...but we would want
Monica and Chandler.
I can't believe you'd want us
to raise Emma.
Oh, my God, I'm so moved.
I don't believe this. Hold on a second.
You guys die...
...and I don't get your baby?
Amy, see, we're a lot closer
to Monica and Chandler.
We see them every day. And truthfully,
you don't seem connected to the baby.
Connected? To what? She's a lump.
You know, guys, I've gotta say
this means so much to me.
I mean, that you would
trust me with your child.
I mean, we all know
that Monica and I have been...
...trying to have a baby of our own.
You know, I've had my doubts
about my skills as a father, but....
That you two....
-That you two....
-This guy?
Seriously?
Okay, it's time for dinner.
Everyone, we're using our fancy china...
...and it's very expensive,
so please be careful.
Okay, just to be clear, comedy with
the plates will not be well-received.
Hey!
How come my plate's less fancy
than everyone else's?
Do you not trust me with a fancy plate?
No, honey. That's a special plate.
See, it's a game.
Whoever gets that plate wins.
I can't believe I won!
You know, this is such a slap
in the face. I mean, I'm your sister...
...and you would give your baby
to these strangers over me.
Monica is Ross' sister.
No, Ross' sister was really fat.
That was me.
No, she was this dorky girl in school who
followed Rachel around like a puppy--
Amy, you've got to stop doing that!
Okay, listen, I know you're having
a bit of a family crisis...
...but you don't have to take it out
on the plates.
I mean, in fact, I think that everyone...
...should cut their food like this:
Now, see? This way,
you protect the plates...
...and let's face it, you have fun.
Okay, how about this?
If you guys die...
...and the crazy plate lady dies...
-...then do I get the baby?
-No, if crazy plate lady--
If Monica dies,
then I would get Emma. Right?
-Well, actually....
-Actually what?
It's just....
It's just that in that case...
...then Emma would go
to my parents.
-What?
-Hurts, doesn't it?
Who has to die for me to get her?
So if Monica's not around,
I'm not good enough to raise Emma?
No, that is not what we're saying.
Yeah, he's lying. He looked down.
Well, what's wrong with me?
Am I incompetent?
Because I managed to survive whatever
it is that killed the three of you!
You're taking this the wrong way.
We think you'll be a wonderful parent.
It's just.... You're more
the, you know, fun parent.
Yeah, and we wanna make sure
Emma also has someone like Monica...
...who's more of a disciplinarian.
Someone who can be firm and strict.
That's not how you see me, is it?
No, you're all about the fun.
I may not know a lot about babies,
but do you really think I'm not capable?
No. You both are equally capable.
It's just you're strongest
when you're together.
Okay. So if we both had Emma,
and I died...
...she'd have to give her up.
Sure. Monica would have to give her up.
I lie better than that, right?
Let me just get this straight.
So my two friends die, I get Emma.
Then my wife dies. Then Emma,
the one tiny ray of hope left in my life...
-...gets taken away from me?
-There's your movie.
Hey, there you are.
-You disappeared after dinner.
-Did