boyfriend's house.
Oh, my God.
Is this Emmett?
It's Emma.
It's a girl?
-Hey, Amy.
-Amy, you remember Ross?
Not really.
But you are much cuter
than that geeky guy she used to date.
That was me.
No, he was this creepy guy from high
school who had this huge crush on her...
...since, like, the ninth grade.
Still me.
No, I'm not talking about you.
It was your fat friend's brother
with that bad Afro.
Okay, Amy, I'm gonna save you
some time, okay? All me!
Careful. Careful.
Careful!
I'll tell you what.
For the rest of our lives...
...l'll be careful until told otherwise.
-This isn't the china we picked out.
-I know.
After you left the store,
I chose different ones.
-Why?
-Your taste is a little feminine for me.
Suddenly flowers are feminine?
Hey, everybody! Happy Thanksgiving!
-Happy Thanksgiving. Pheebs!
-What's going on, Joe?
Listen, I need a good lie.
Okay.
How about the whole "man walking
on the moon" thing, you know?
You can see the strings, people!
No, no, no. I need a good lie to explain
why I wasn't at a work thing today.
-Honey, you stink at lying.
-I do not.
Really? Let me ask you something.
Yesterday at the coffeehouse...
...I went to the bathroom. When I came
back, my muffin was gone. Who took it?
Somebody opened the door
to the coffeehouse...
...and a raccoon ran in and went
straight for your muffin. I said:
"Hey, don't eat that!
That's Phoebe's!" And he said....
He said, "Joey, you stink at lying."
What am I gonna do?
Don't worry. We'll come up with a lie.
I'll help you.
-Great. That'd be great. Thank you.
-Sure. What was the work thing?
-"Pick up Grandma at the airport."
-Oh, man!
She's precious.
Do you ever worry
that she's gonna get your real nose?
Amy....
Yes, I do. I really do.
Hello?
Yeah, hang on, one sec.
Can I take this upstairs?
Sure. We don't live there, but....
Seriously? It's just these rooms?
-I thought you were a doctor.
-Yeah. No, Ross has a Ph.D.
God, she is unbelievable.
I know. I mean, a Ph.D.
is just as good as an MD.
Sure, Ross, yeah!
If I have a heart attack at a restaurant,
I want you there with your fossil brush.
-Stupid Thanksgiving.
-What?
-What? What happened?
-My boyfriend canceled on me.
I mean, I finally find a real relationship.
Someone that I can spend this day with,
and then his wife comes back into town!
I swear, it's almost not even
worth dating married guys.
Don't say that.
God, I was so looking forward to this.
It was gonna be such
a beautiful Thanksgiving.
We were gonna have sushi.
Amy, don't cry.
-Ross, can I talk to you in private?
-Sure, you wanna go upstairs, or...?
Look, I was thinking,
if it's okay with Monica...
...I would like to invite Amy
to Thanksgiving.
I think that's a great idea. It'll be like
the Pilgrims bringing the Indians syphilis.
Look, I know she's a little tough to take.
But she has nowhere else to go,
and she's my sister. She's Emma's aunt.
-And I would like them to bond.
-I don't want them bonding too much.
I don't want her telling Emma
she needs a nose job.
Ross, she may need one. We're just
gonna have to make our peace with that!
-Hi!
-Hey.
Hey, you guys. This is my sister, Amy.
This is Chandler, Joey,
Phoebe, and you know Mon.
Oh, my God.
You're on Days of our Lives!
Yeah.
Wow! They must put
a lot of makeup on you.
Happy Thanksgiving.
-Hey.
-Hi.
So welcome. Is this the first time
you're seeing Emma?
Yeah, I think so.
It's nice to meet you, Emma.
-Phoebe.
-That's a funny noise.
-Pheebs? I still need some help here.
-Right. Okay.
So it's not just the lie you tell,
but it's the way you tell it. For example...
...if you look at the ground when
you talk, people know you're lying.
I don't know why this is so hard for me.
Lying is basically just acting...
-...and I am a terrific actor.
-You are a terrific actor.
-Hey. Where's the baby?
-We just put her down for a nap.
Listen, I was just thinking.
You know what would be