know, he normally doesn't drink like this.
Oh, you know what? This is nothing.
My father is a raging alcoholic.
Oh, I'm sorry,
have I made this evening uncomfortable?
Fajitas! Be careful, very hot plate, very hot !!
Ross, you don't even have oven mitts on!
That is gonna hurt tomorrow!
Okay, well, this is crazy.
Can't seriously be talking about
me taking one of your kids, can we?
No, of course we're not.
- Insane.
- I know.
Alice would never go for it, right?
Oh, I don't know, she's pretty tired, too,
I think we've got her onboard.
Well, just you know, for argument's sake,
you know, hypothetically.
Which one would you be willing to give up?
Huh.
Frank Jr.Jr.?
Oh, you'd be getting a really good one.
I mean, you know, he's really funny.
Like, the other day he made up this joke.
What's green and says "hey, I'm a frog"?
A talking frog!
Oh, no, you can't have him, he's too funny.
Well, alright, that's fine. What about Leslie?
Oh, no, no. Not Leslie.
No, she's, she's the only one that knows how to burp the alphabet.
Alright, so that leaves Chandler.
Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no.
No, no. She's my little genius.
I got big hopes for her.
She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..
Wow, Frank. I think we just ran out of kids.
Oh, I think you're right.
Oh, wow. Phoebe,
I don't think I can give one of them up.
I mean, you know,
they drive me crazy, but they're my babies.
I'm sorry, Frank. I didn't realise things were so bad.
You know, I'll help out more.
I can - I can babysit any time you want.
You name the day, and I'll be there.
How about tomorrow?
Well, that's not good.
But you know, I can move some stuff around,
and I'll be there.
You and Alice just take the whole day together.
You'd do that for us?
Are you kidding? That's what sisters are for.
Look at them! Aw. I love you so much.
Oh crap, don't wake up, don't wake up!
Where are Bill and Colleen?
They're in the kitchen getting something to eat.
Can you believe how nice they are?
We have to leave!!
Why? What did you do in the bathroom?
I didn't get to the bathroom.
I bumped into Owen on the way,
and he didn't know he was adopted.
And there's a slight chance I may have told him.
Oh my god, where's my purse?
No, you know what? I can replace everything in there.
Get that binder, and let's go!
Hey.
Some little snacks for everybody.
Oh, you don't have to eat the sour worms.
Those are for Owen.
I'll go get him in a second.
By the way, you should know
we haven't told him he's adopted yet.
But kids are so intuitive.
Don't you think on some level he already knows?
- I'm adopted?!
- See? Intuitive!
What? Where did you hear that?
He told me!
And he paid me 50 dollars not to tell.
Which technically now you should give back!
You told him he's adopted?
I'm so sorry, but you should have
a sign out there or something.
Or at least whisper it to people
when they come in the door.
"Owen doesn't know he's adopted,
and he also thinks that Santa is real."
He isn't?!
We have to get out of here, baby!
Everyone? I would like to make a toast
to Rachel and Joey.
Ooy.
And to love.
Ah, love.
L-O-V-E, love.
L is for life.
And what is life without love?
Oh my god, are we supposed to answer?
O is for "oh, wow!"
The V is for this very surprising turn of events,
which I'm still fine with by the way.
E is for how extremely normal I find it.
That you two are together.
And now one day you might get married
and have children of your own.
Dude, are you okay?
Totally.
Ross, you don't seem okay.
I'm sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining.
I think everyone would feel better if we had some flan.
Wait, Ross. Ross. I - I have to take off.
No!
I'm sorry, I have a really early class in the morning,
but this has been lovely.
Wasn't it? And you thought
it would be awkward with Joey
and that you never really liked Rachel.
You're on fire!
- I'll call you in the morning, okay?
- Okey.
God, Rachel,