Ross.
And..and to years of hard work finally paid off.
And to knowing that your career doesn't mean everything.
But also knowing it means A LOT.
But more importantly to full well-rounded lifes.
That center around work.
To ross.
You know the best about this is? I can't never be fired.
No seriously. I have job security for life, you know.
I mean I never have to worry.
Oh..oh look at you. Look..how happy you're for me.
No, it's not that. I got fired today and I didn't get the other job.
Rachel I'm so sorry.
Oh~
Great. I feel like an idiot.
-No, it's OK. You didn't know.
-Oh
Little  would have been nice.
Thank you for let him see the house again.
And thank you for explaining 'U..' means.
I already forgot what you said. But thank you.
Take as loog as you want. Just let me when you're through.
So glad you decided to come.
Me too. Yeah, this place is great. So happy for your guys.
Although you know I hope you like fungus.
What?
Fungus. Yeah place is full of it.
No, it's not. We had an inspection and I didn't find anything.
OK
And I guess I have dry eyes and a scratchy throat for no reason.
Maybe it's because you hung your head out of the window like a dog the whole right here.
Maybe.
So this is the living room huh? Oof, it's pretty dark.
-No it's not.
-Are you kidding. I think I just saw a bat at corner.
When you head was hanging out of the window, it didn't hit a mailbox, did it?
Maybe.
I just think you guys can do better than this house, you know,
or any other house for that matter.
Oh Joey. We know you're having a hard time with this but we really..we love it here.
Fine. OK. If you love this house so much then you should live here, OK?
I just hope you get used to that weird hemming sound.
Joey, we know that's you.
No. It's not.
-Hey
-Hey
Welcome back.
-I missed you.
-Oh Me too.
So what's new?
Well I'm no longer Phoebe Buffay.
That's great. You changed your name?
Yes I did. Mit Princess Conswellis Bannanahammic.
You're kidding, right?
Nope.
You really did that?
Yep.
You..you can't do that.
Why? Why? It's fun. It's different. No one else has a name like it.
All right. Then I'm gonna change my name.
Great. OK, what you're gonna change it to?
Crap Bag.
Mike Crap Bag?
No. No mike. No. Just Crap Bag. First name Crap last name Bag.
You're not serious, right?
Yeah I'm serious. It's fun. It's different. No one else has a name like that.
Uh-huh.
Well then great. If you love it, I love it.
I do love it, and I love your name. I love Princess Conswellis.
And I love Crap.
Ou..
Who are you?
Oh, hi, I'm Joey. My stupid friends are buying this house? Who are you?
I am Merchanzie. My stupid parents are selling this house.
I hate my parents.
I hate my friends.
Look, there's gotta be a way that we can't stop this from happening.
Like what?
Oh..OK.
You come with me and you tell them that the house is haunted.
What are you eight?
Ok. Let's show your great idea.
I don't have any great ideas. I am eight.
It gotta be a way. I mean, you know, Monica and Chandler move out here
and now Phoebe is married to Mike.
That just leaves me and Ross and Rachel, you know what that mean?
I really don't.
What I can do? I feel like I'm losing my friends.
My parents say I may make new friends.
Oh yeah, sure, easy for you. You're younger than me. I am sadden my ways.
This's what my mon always talking about: Whiners's winners.
Look. You want your friends to be happy, right?
Yeah..yeah. I guess yeah.
Well moving here is gonna make them happy. Don't you want them to do it?
Yeah. Maybe.
Then you gotta let them go.
I hate to admit it, but you're probably right.
How did you get to speak so smart?
I read a lot.
Just what I thought we could be friends.
Oh, here, Rach. Just heard it. I'm so sorry.
Oh thank you.
Still don't know my name, do you?
Now I don't have to.
Ross, what is taking you so long?
I'm sorry. It's almost says if this wasn't built for quick get-away.