sent off in a married life?
Rachel, this is the only bachelorette party
I'm ever gonna have.
I've got a big wattle of wines in my purse.
Really? I mean, really it's just tea?
Nooo.
Phoebe, of course there's more.
I mean... Let me just go talk to Monica
and get us ETA on the PPs.
Now, Jean, I must remind you,
you need all 6 of these to stay in the game, alright?
Discribe for Joey things you find in your refrigerator.
I bet they're just giving us the points.
Give me 20 seconds on the clock. Ready? Go.
You put this thing in your coffee.
A spoon, your hands, your face.
- It's white.
- Paper, snow, a ghost!
It's heavier than milk.
Uh, rock, a dog, the earth.
Pass.
You put this on sandwich.
Salami, anchovies, jam.
- It's white.
- Paper, snow, a ghost!
- It's made from eggs.
- Chickens?
Pass.
- You put this on a hamburg.
- Ketchup.
- Yes. Stop
- Brioche.
Oh, time's up.
Joey, you are... almost on a roll there.
Jean, you're gonna have a chance to go to
the winner circle in the second half.
But right now, Henriada, you are going to the winner circle to try your luck for $10000 right after this.
Don't go away.
And we're out.
Oh, so we didn't win. But it's fun to play the game, right?
I got a kid starting college, I've got surgery on my knee.
You just lost me 10-grand.
Wow.
I'm so sorry, ok. I promise we'll do better next time.
Well, I will. Because I won't be playing with you.
You know, some of those are pretty hard.
Like why would there be a ghost in my frige?
So, Saturday night.
- I'd love to.
- Great.
So, how come it took you so long to ask me out?
Oh, well, it's gonna sound kinda silly, but...
Do you remember my roommate, Chandler Bing?
Sure, he was in your "Band".
It's been 16 years, but the air quotes still hurt.
- Sorry.
- That's ok.
Uhm, anyway, he and I both really liked you a lot,
but we didn't wanna anything to jeopardise our friendship,
so we knida made a pact
that neither of us could ask you out.
Really?
Yeah. Why?
Well, Chandler and I used to make out... a lot.
You did?
Yeah, we'd go to the science lab after hours.
And on my turf?
Hey, where is this guy? It's been over an hour.
He's coming from Jersey,
he said he would get here as fast as he could.
Who is it?
It's the police.
Oh, the police!
That's right, it's officer Good Body.
What's the matter, officer? Has someone been bad?
Woo, that's a lotta stairs.
Woo, boy!
You should warn people there's no elevator.
I should not have had that Mexican food for lunch.
- Are you gonna be ok, officer...?
- Good Body.
If you say so.
So, where is the young lady
who I'm supposed to take downtown?
Oh, God.
Alright, somebody show me where to plug in my box
and we'll get this party started.
Rachel?
Yeah?
Uhm, are you kidding?
Alright, look, we did not know that you wanted a stripper
so we went to the phone book, we got the first name we could find.
How old is your phone book?
Oh my god, this man is gonna get naked in my apartment.
Oh god, no. I don't want to see him take his clothes off.
Are you talking about me?
Oh, no!
I mean, obviously we wanna see you take your clothes off.
You big piece of eye candy.
Ok, ok. Ladies, can I have your attention, please.
Did some one call for the long arm of the law?
I should warn you I have a concealed weapon.
I hope you're familiar with this state's Pino code.
Ok, ok, enough teasing. Now for some pleasant.
Wow, wow, she cringed.
This is how I look when I'm turned on.
You were talking about me before.
Look, I don't need this.
I'm out of here, where's my hat?
Look, I've been in this business for a long time.
Shocking.
Now, if you just pay me my $300, I'll be on my way.
$300, are you kidding?
No, no, it's ok. Let me get my checkbook.
No, you're not getting to pay him. He didn't do anything.
Didn't do anything?
I took a bus all the way from Holbolken,
I climbed, I don't know, like a billion stairs,
it's not like I can take them to the time.
I