Yeah, she's like the coolest lady in town. Don't you think she's got a big ass? Nah, man! I like her ass that way. She got a black girl's ass. Well, that's what she always says, but in actual fact, she doesn't really have a black girl's ass. She's got a big ass. Okay, what the fuck are you doing? Look who wants to get to the point all of a sudden. Okay, we'll get to the point, but for your information, skinny bitch, black men and a whole lot of motherfuckin' white men have had plenty of fun adoring my ass. I don't wear their teeth marks on my butt for nothing. If you 're not gonna buy me a drink, can I have mine back? No, okay, okay, okay, okay. So, Butterfly... can I buy you a drink? I'd love one. What can I get ya? I'll take a margarita. Here ya go. So, after they buy you a drink when they raise their glass to toast, they look you dead in the eye and repeat this poem... "The woods are lovely, dark and deep And I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep." Did you hear me, Butterfly? "Miles to go before you sleep." And then, if they say that... you gotta give 'em a lap dance. What? If they call you "Butterfly," buy you a drink, repeat that poem, you gotta give 'em a lap dance. That's bullshit. I ain't giving them nothin'. Well, you can do it or not, but if you don't, everybody in Austin is gonna think you a chicken shit. And I don't think you want everybody in Austin thinking you 're a chicken shit. I ain't giving nobody no lap dance 'cause of what you said. Oh, come on! It's gonna be funny! Yeah, everything's funny to you two when it's happening to me. Look. You don't have to do it for anybody you don't want. I said you 'd do it for the first guy who says it. So, some geek comes over trying to be cool, just tell him you already did it at another place earlier. No harm, no foul, but you get a free drink out of it. But maybe a little later in the evening, you 've had a few drinks, you 're kind of loosey-goosey, you 're safe with your girls, then some kind of cute, kind of hot, kind of sexy, hysterically funny, but not-funny-looking guy comes up and says it... then maybe you did it earlier, maybe you didn't. She's making me trip. Shut the fuck up. You made me trip, dumb bitch! You fuckin' idiot! ## # Baby # # It doesn 't matter what they say # # I know I' m gonna love you any old way # # What can I do without you? # # Don 't want nobody. nobody # # Baby. it's you # # Baby. it's you # # Don 't leave me alone # # Come on home # # Baby. it's you # # Baby. it's you... # Any dead soldiers here? Uh, these two. Thank you. Where the hell is Lanna-Frank? That's a good fucking question. Lanna-Frank! Where are you? Well, come over already. We're waiting for you. - ## - Shit! Hold on! So, where are you? Come over already. We're waiting for you. No. We're not coming over there. You come over here like you said you would. So, is it Shauna and the girls at the lake house this weekend? - Shauna? - Oh, fuck. l... No. Now, there is one thing that every girl in the whole world whose name is Shanna has in common with each other. We all hate the name "Shauna," and we really hate it when people call us "Shauna." Just remember... it's "Shanna Banana," not "Shauna Banauna." Okay, but at some point in the evening, I had fuckability stock. Yeah, I mean, it wasn't bullish, but... ## Okay... Warren's sending over shots, and you know the house rules. If he sends over shots, you gotta do them. - What? - Hey, them's the rules, baby. - Warren says it, we do it! I love that philosophy! "Warren says it, we do it." So let's do it! What is it? Hey, shot first, questions later. Here we go. Post time! Mmm! Whoo-hoo! Now, is that a tasty beverage or is that a tasty beverage? What the fuck is it?! Chartreuse. The only ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Бегущий человек на английском - текст Малышка на миллион на английском - текст Повелители вселенной на английском - текст 300 Спартанцев на английском - текст Русский ковчег на английском |