how about another one? - You know, of course, we're breaking the law. - What "we"? I got a mouse in my pocket. "We." One thing's sure... Mice are not monogamous. - For sure. - If they were, they'd be "monogomice." - Yeah. I'll call a cab. - Okay. I-I don't go to hotels anymore. I'm on their shit list. So if your guest room is still occupied, I'll just curl up on the bar right here. Okay, but no throwing up in the fish tank. I cross my heart. - Let's go. - Barney? - What? - Carry me. Oh, shit. Oh, I'm blind! - I can't see! - All right, all right. How did you do... What is that? - It's a B-12. - Do I need it? Did Custer need a bulletproof vest? Barney... All right. Easy. Easy. Okay, okay! God! - Jeez! - Okay. - I gotta pee. - Huh? Easy, easy. All right. All right. Take it easy. Why did you wrap yourself in toilet paper? 'Cause I was cold. I'm in a lot of trouble, Doctor. Frankly, I don't have the strength... or the courage to go on like this, and even if I did, I wouldn't want to. Every day, I get a little more depressed. I get a little more desperate. I feel like I'm worse off than when I first started with you. When you first started with me, you were a mess. I'm still a mess. I haven't changed. Don't you know by now that changing one's basic character is next to impossible? No. I don't know that. Jesus, if I thought I couldn't change, I wouldn't come to see you in the first place. - I didn't say you couldn't. - You just said it was impossible! - I said it was next to impossible. - Well, shit, Doctor. "Next to" isn't that far removed. If it were, there'd be no analysts. Not an entirely unhappy prospect, Doctor. Did I ever tell you the story about the frog and the scorpion? No. A scorpion who couldn't swim asked the frog... to carry him across the river on his back. The frog said, "Do you think I'm crazy? Halfway across the river, you'll sting me and I'll drown." "That's not reasonable," said the scorpion. "If I sting you and you drown, I'll drown too." Frog thought about it, said, "Climb on." Halfway across the river, the scorpion stung the frog. And as the frog was drowning, he said to the scorpion, "But now you'll drown too." The scorpion said, "Yes, I know." "That's not reasonable," said the frog. And the scorpion replied, "Reason has nothing to do with it. I'm a scorpion. It's my character." You know what I feel like telling you? Yes. You feel like telling me to go fuck myself. And you probably will, because that's your character. See you next Tuesday. The man was fabulous. Absolutely fabulous. I took one look at him, and I just knew... - Hi. - Hi. You can go right in. - Thank you. - I got to go now. Okay. Can I help you? Uh, yeah. I just happened to be in the building, and I was intrigued by the company name. - Is this the company name? - Yes, it is. "Form 3, world's foremost fitness and beauty program." Mm-hmm. One of our clients lost 11 pounds in three days... - and was completely cured of his asthma. - You take men? Mm-hmm. Thirty-five percent of our clientele are men. - Really? - Mm-hmm. Uh, you know, the, um, the girl who just came in... Emily? Emily, yes. She certainly didn't look to be lacking... in the fitness or beauty department. - You should have seen her six months ago. - Really? - The first herbal wrap is on the house. - Look... And if you give me your name, Molly can set up your complimentary treatment. - Wait. - Hello, Zach. - Molly. - Isn't that special? You two know each other. God! - What are you doing? - Working. Molly's our number-one therapist. Terrific. How've you been? Angry. - Molly, this is silly. - What's that? I don't need a complimentary herbal wrap and electro-stimulation. - Okay. - I just... - I happened to be in the building. - But it's not silly, Zach. - It's what I do now. - I didn't mean.. ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Дикая охота короля Стаха на английском - текст Фарго на английском - текст Дядя Бак на английском - текст Олигарх на английском - текст Взять живым или мёртвым на английском |