tired of teaching teenagers... because by the time they came to me... I felt there wasn't much I could do with them. I realized that the real action is in kindergarten. How long have you been teaching kindergarten? It's my second day. Oh. Ooh, excuse me, but it's good. It is good. Thanks again. Nice to meet you. Thank you. Bye. I had a great time. Ja, me, too. Well, Kimble, I think you scored. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you talking about? I'm only interested in her because she works at the school. She knows the children and the parents. If you were any stiffer... we could take you surfing. Now, I know you like that woman. What is your problem? The only problem I've got is that I'm doing your job. You should be cleaning up the paint and reading stories about bears that go shopping. I'm stuck with your job. Yeah. You are. That's right. I am. Look, you're going to be out of here in a few days. You told me yourself you had a few good leads. You'll be back dealing with junkies and murderers in no time. They're pushing me around. Who? The kids. They're walking all over me. Listen, Kimble. You got to handle this like any other police situation. You walk into it showing fear... you're dead... and those kids know you're scared. No fear. No fear. Today we're going to play a new fun game. It's called "police school." I'm going to be your sheriff. You're going to be my deputy trainees. Come on. Stop whining. You kids are soft. You lack discipline. Well, I've got news for you. You are mine now. You belong to me! You're not going to have your mommies here to wipe your tushies. Oh, no. It's time to turn this mush into muscles. No more complaining. No more, "I have to go to the bathroom." There is no bathroom! Now, the first thing the deputy trainees have to learn is to freeze whenever you hear this. Now, the next time you hear this whistle... each one of you get one toy. How many? One! Good. Then bring it back to the carpet... pronto. Ready? Wait for it. Wait for it. Sit down. Ready? Go quickly. Get your toy. Go. Go for it. Yes. Very fast. Good. Quickly. Bring the toy back to the carpet. Bring it back to the carpet. Quick, quick, quick. Back to the carpet. Quickly. Emma. Emma... take your toy to the carpet. I'm not a policeman. I'm a princess. Take your toy back to the carpet. I'm not a policeman! I'm a princess. Take it back! All right. Very good. You did very well. Now we're going to play another game. When you hear two whistle blows... take your toy back where you got it and come right back. How many whistle blows? - Two! - Two! Good. Ready? Go. Come on. Come right back to the carpet. Yes. It works. This is great. Faster, faster. Come on. Yes. Come back. Terrific. This is working. Wait. I mean, you're very good deputies. Your sheriff is proud of you. 1, 2, 3, 4. 1, 2, 3, 4. 1, 2, 3, 4. 1, 2, 3, 4. Wait! Take me. Down. Up. Down. Yes, yes, yes! You've got it. Yes, Wanda. Good. Very good. Big circles. Big circles. Good. Now do the same thing. Way back. And down in big circles. Big circles. Yes. This is a fire drill! This is a fire drill. Run to the door. Dominic, don't forget Ferret. Yes. It's a fire drill. Come on. Oh, this is terrible. Come on. Come on. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. One more. Come on. Down and up. Yes! Yes! Zach is the winner. Come on, you guys. March, 2, 3, 4. March, 2, 3, 4. Swing your arms. 2, 3, 4. Swing them high. 2, 3, 4. 1, 2, 3, 4. 1, 2, 3, 4. Wow. 1, 2, 3, 4! Reading, writing, arithmetic. Reading, writing, arithmetic! Too much homework makes me sick. Too much homework makes me sick! When it's time to pass the test... When it's time to pass the test... kindergarten is the best. Kindergarten is the best. Yay! E-l-E-l-O And on that farm he had a duck E-l-E-l-O All right. Take your milk. It makes you big and ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Ведьма на английском - текст 102 далматинца на английском - текст Приключения домовёнка на английском - текст На игре на английском - текст Ты, живущий на английском |