voting continues!
Hey hey!
Election, election, All candidates
are ass.. [ship horn sounds]
- Sasha, what is this?
- Well, it’s about elections.
Excuse me, is it possible to
Drop this last phrase?
No way! The whole song
was created just for this one phrase!
Here’s a good song! Good job!
- Lesha…
- Good job, Sasha. They are good guys.
Ok. We’ll drop them off in Yaroslavl.
- He agreed.
- Can he manage this?
Sasha, chief director of the regional
theater. Has 200 men at his disposal.
Everything will play its role:
...demonstrations, hunger strikes.
Don't worry.
That’s probably very expensive?
Please,
they don’t get anything in the theater.
They’ll go hungry for food.
[I.M. Petuhov Regional Drama Theater]
Here, Yegor Philippovich,
is an interesting constructive offer.
I think I’ll occupy the entire cast.
- I love large-scale projects! - Should
we play gypsies in a restaurant again?
God be with you, Yegor Philippovich.
The offer is one grade more interesting.
The election campaign,
think for a second, ah!
Max, Maxim, we need to think about
a more convincing slogan.
Such as: I’ll give you...
What can he give them?..
- It depends what they don’t have.
- They have nothing.
- This kind of slogan: I’ll give you
everything. - It’s crap! - Crap.
- Guys…
- What do you want?
Let’s do this: I’ll let you drink.
- And all voters are ours. - Max!..
- Maxim!.. - No? - No. – That’s all.
Well, guys, working?
Did you think of it already?
Sasha, listen,
so for the country-style commercial...
...we need a grandpa,
a goat, a perron.
And Igor Vladimirovich will hug
the grandpa sort of:
..."Don’t worry Ivan Mitrofanovich,
we’ll improve the life in the village".
- Ok? - Yeah.
Is it necessary
to name him Ivan Mitrofanovich?
- Sasha, yes.
- Sasha, a goat will be Zoyka.
- There are no little things here.
- Well, all right, enough.
- So what do we have?
- Maxim, go away.
- You don’t need me yet, do you?
– We don’t. - OK.
Luxurious rally
according to all drama laws:
…square before the administration
building, crowds of people...
…7 in the morning.
- Early, nobody will get up.
- 7:15, not later.
The crowd is silent.
Single shouts...
Lyusya! Let him scream Lyusya!
- Lyusya is pregnant.
- Genius! Genius!
A pregnant lady in the crowd – it’s…
This is an amazing directing element!
What crowd?!
She is seven months pregnant.
We’ll say that she’s
pregnant from the governor,
...she's having twins from him.
And will we find children?
And what about Chuk and Gek,
our wonderful midgets!
And finally climax - …
…the crowd is rushing
in the administration building...
...screaming, which is good for us.
We need to tell them
to take the thermos with tea.
I want tea with sugar! And lemon!
Working, kids? God help you.
How did Spartak play
with Saturn yesterday? Do you know?
I don’t know.
I’m not interested in football.
Sorry.
- Making things up, kids?
- Yeah.
- How did Spartak play yesterday?
Do you know? – He knows. – They won!
Oh good!
They let those rednecks know who is who!
- Shall we drink a bit for this
occasion? - No, no, sir, we’re working.
So help you God.
Meanwhile I’m gonna have a drink.
To drink for Spartak
is an honorable thing!
Hey, pour me in some vodka, son!
About a hundred grams!
Or better yet - 150!
And give me those nuts too.
All right! I’ll drink some tea after.
Lesha, I suggest
we have some beer now...
...and get to business tomorrow
with our minds clear.
It’s iron logic: "have some beer now"
and enjoy "clears mind" tomorrow.
- We’re on the air at 9 a.m.
- All right. Let’s get to work.
Sorry to interfere
with your conversation, gentlemen,
...but I have an important question.
Who was the director of the cult
Japanese film "Memoirs of a Geisha?
Can’t remember… If it’s Japanese
then may be it is Kurosawa?
Ku-ra-sa-wa. It fits.
- Great. - Then "Mu-mu"
wasn’t written by Turgenev.
Listen, I didn’t choose the right time
to come