Herbalife stuff. No, I think rather those playing cards with naked chicks. - Nah, this one probably sells Herbalife. - I’m on Max’s side. Excuse me, sir. Sir! …tell us what you’ve got for us? Herbalife? Or some sex toys? I’m sorry, is this Sergei Abramov? Just a second, let me check that. - Lesha, aren’t you Sergei Abramov by any chance? - No, no, I’m Lesha. This is Lesha, not Abramov. Oh, well. I am from Emanuel Gedeonovich. Are you? You should’ve told me our password right away. Ok, there's a man running around over there... …the one with bulging eyes. He is the executive officer. - You should see him. - Come on, I’ll give you the keys. Freeze! Here’s the one I’m gonna kill first! Sasha, tell me, you wish I was dead, don’t you? Nobody cares about my opinion. Probably I haven’t done enough for this radio station! Nonna, why are you late? We had to delay our departure for half an hour. Oh yeah? And why didn’t you send a car to pick me up? - Why should I use subway?! Explain it to me! – You could’ve taken a cab. I did! Bastards, none of them knows the city. Oh my! I can’t argue after all. Damn! Any other person would tear you apart for that. - What?! - The key. I’m going to bed! Listen, they wouldn’t allow me to fly in. That means they don't want to let me come to Moscow. - Oh no. Because of the heat the runway melted there. - Melted. I know what’s going on. - What is it? – It’s your speech. You are delivering a speech at the distillery on Wednesday. - You wanted to take a look. - Ok, give it to me. Ok… "I guarantee" – that’s good. [Reading:] According to Oliver Cromwell: "No one has the right"… Hey, who’s Oliver Cromwell? - English politician of 17th century. - And how many letters? Oh no! That’s crap. Scratch it out. And then who knows about this Oliver Cromwell except us? - Ten hut! - Got it. - Comrade executive officer, permission to speak! - Ok, ok, that’s enough! At ease! Dismissed. Attention! According to the personal order from Emanuel Gedeonovich …some of the employees of our radio station, that is us, …will be visiting one of the regions of the Middle Volga. One of them?.. Sasha, what is this conspiracy about? Conspiracy. We have a very important task: ...we are assigned to conduct an electoral campaign for our candidate… …in the election for the governor position of the region. - What?! - Elections are in a week. While the agitation is allowed we have to employ an aggressive PR campaign. Sasha, maybe we should arrange an upheaval... ...in Somali the day after tomorrow, huh? Our goal: to take away some of the votes from the opponents, 5-7%. They didn’t set the goal to win in the elections. Lesha, you working on the tour and arranging the concerts. That’s it! Slava, you are on the advertisement, mass media. So Maxim and Nonna are leading. Well, overall, it’s the same as when we promoted soda. - Do you remember the tour Orange Rivers? - Sasha, just a second! So we worked on that tour for 3 months. They need to set some real goals and tasks. And overall we are radio specialists, not political strategists. And the last but foremost – they’ll pay the same way they paid for soda, ...but twice as much. - So how are you doing over there? - They should take off, that’s for sure. Well, make them scare them very well. And make sure everything is real: election campaign, slogans, mudslinging. - Yes, ok. – And let them spread some rumors that somebody is behind him. - Well, got it, yes? - Yes, I did. Otherwise I’ll fire everyone. I didn’t get it. What does it mean: if we don’t go, he’ll fire everyone? And what if I, for example, can't go? It’s an order, and orders aren’t the subject of discussion. [With irony:] Right, right, Sasha. We live in war time. - Here, Lesha is already in the uniform. - Oh! Come on. Excuse me and where is the European-style socket? In Europe. And finally the most important ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Драка друзей на английском - текст Святой Ральф на английском - текст Дядя Ваня на английском - текст Европейские каникулы на английском - текст Город мастеров на английском |