you?
See, the one thing
that I'm glad about...
...is that you get her used.
Back off, man!
That was not very smart, friend.
I don't even care about you.
She's trash. You're just a fool! Take him
outside and kick the shit out of him.
- Why don't you take me outside?
- What?
I said, why don't you take me outside?
I don't play that way. I would love to,
but I'm the host here. I have guests.
I said take him outside, OK?
- You don't want to do this.
- Really?
You said I'm the trash. I got him
into this. Why don't you deal with me?
That's very touching,
standing up for your new man.
Let him go.
Do something right for once.
Forget it. You can't talk to him.
- What do you want?
- You know what I want.
OK. You want me back, I'm back.
Come on, it's not that easy.
You'll have to convince me.
I want you to beg.
- Let him go.
- Come on, you're a beggar. Beg.
- Bastard.
- You're gonna have to beg.
I don't think it's gonna be necessary.
I didn't know Jenns lived
in a hen house, did you?
It must be a hen house
because all I see is chicken shit!
I don't want any trouble. My parents
will be home soon. Leave now.
All right, just cut the bullshit. Please?
I'm here to wipe the floor with your ass.
You know it and you deserve it.
I think it's safe to say that this party
is about to become a historical fact.
Wait, Duncan. Let me talk to him.
OK.
Look, I'm perfectly willing to forget this.
OK? I see no reason to carry this on.
It was a joke.
It's gone too far, it's over. OK?
You want the truth?
You want the plain truth?
You're over.
Are you... Are you just gonna leave?
There isn't anything I can do to him
that he hasn't already done to himself.
Wish I could live with that.
Good move, Amanda. I approve.
- Thanks again, Duncan.
- No problem. You guys go along.
We'll stick around, try to crank up
this party to a respectable level. OK?
Don't worry. I'm not gonna touch him.
I'll make him cry by looking at him.
Goodnight.
All right. Let's cut the bullshit.
We're gonna have some fun.
These girls have been looking at you
like I don't know what.
Now we're ready to party. What a
beautiful woman. She is dying for you.
Remind me never to get you angry.
Did you see the look on their faces?
Nice move. I saw it from out here.
Well...
Why don't you guys run along? I'll
walk. My butt's asleep from sitting.
I'm sorry if I misjudged you.
It's OK.
The keys are in the car.
I said I'd rather be with someone
for the wrong reasons
than alone for the right ones.
I'd rather be right.
It's gonna feel good
to stand on my own.
Here.
In your heart you wanted
to give these to somebody else.
Go.
Go on.
Watts!
Watts!
Watts.
I'm sorry. I didn't know.
Yeah, well, you're stupid.
I always knew you were stupid.
Why didn't you tell me?
You never asked.
I wanted these. I really wanted them.
They're yours.
- You knew you'd get them.
- No, I didn't.
I hoped. I didn't know.
You knew.
I had a feeling.
Well, how do they look?
You look good wearing my future.He's gonna get you!
Good, he's dead.
It's Keith. Hi, Ugly.
- Hi, honey. How was work?
- All right.
- When are you gonna cut your hair?
- I got it cut, Mom.
Mom, you're flapping your lips in vain.
Keith vacated.
Keith! Keith, is that you?
- Yep.
- I've been checking out colleges.
Dad, you're going to college?
That's great.
If I'd gone to college, I wouldn't
be selling tyres six days a week.
So will you if you don't get moving.
Take a look. A bunch of new ones
came in the mail today.
Co-ed Phys Ed!
Can I do this later?
Jesus, Keith...
- I'm not trying to break your back, pal.
- I know.
I just want you to think
about your future.
You could be the first guy in this family
who didn't have to wash his hands
after work.
Co-ed Phys Ed!
Hey.
Where's the song about the guy that
killed himself for the girl that hated him?
Do you know that song?
Do you understand the concept
of the word "privacy"?
Yes. That's why