father!
- He ate your what?
- Oh, perking up.
- You ate her father?
- I did not.
Your captain has gorged himself
on 110 people.
- That's a lie! He only ate a foot.
- Ah-ha!
- One foot. I swear to God.
- And here's the shoe that fits that foot.
I haven't seen a wing tip in years.
You call this evidence?
It could be anybody's.
- Wait! I remember Mount Diablo.
- Yeah.
- Dan Torrance.
- I was cleared of that charge.
I ate the seats, the luggage,
one foot, and the floor mats. That's it.
You're not gonna smack your lips on us.
- It's a gun!
- No, Miss Levy.
Dan's a good man.
He's never eaten a whole person.
If you pull that trigger,
you'll have to shoot me first.
If you're gonna shoot them,
you'll have to shoot me.
I've only got six months to live.
I've got plenty of bullets.
If they find a cure for me...
Do you mind getting it first?
Well, I thought my services
might be required...
Look, excuse me a second.
I'm the captain of this bus.
I'm the guy you've got the quarrel with.
If you shoot anybody, shoot me.
You don't have the guts to do it.
I can look in your eyes and tell
you just can't kill another human being.
- She can't.
- She doesn't want to.
- What was that?
- What happened?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Claude.
- What you shoot him for?
- He wasn't even in line.
- My Claude!
Captain Torrance to the cockpit.
What's the matter? Is anything wrong?
You're on the shoulders, Shoulders.
It's not my fault.
We cracked a rim on rear tyre six.
- Put in alternate six.
- The automatic changer's jammed.
- He's right, it's jammed.
- Six is goin' down fast.
- I better check it out.
- You don't know how. I'm gonna do it.
- It's dangerous. No place for a woman.
- I'm the designer. I'll do it.
- You are not!
- I am too!
- I'm gonna do this for your own good.
- And I'm gonna do this for yours.
I'm dyin'!
- Dan, what's the matter?
- Looks like he got kicked in the nuts.
Can you hear me?
- Dan, get back here...
- Listen to me.
We got trouble.
There's a bomb down here.
I wanna talk with the crew
in their quarters.
- What are you going to do?
- Get moving!
- Should I stop?
- Negative. It'll alarm the passengers.
They paid for non-stop.
- Sorry, I never thought of it that way.
- Just patch me into the crew.
Crew, I don't wanna
alarm the passengers,
but there's a bomb on this bus.
My goof.
A bomb, Frank, a bomb!
Tell them to stop the bus. It's not
sensible to go on down the highway...
Scotty, wake up.
We got a bomb on Cyclops.
- A bomb's on the bus.
- You sure?
- They said.
- Who?
How do I know?
Verify your information
before you wake me up!
Why do you pick on everything
I say and do?
I hate that stupid bus.
I hate you! I quit!
- Jack...
- I quit! I quit!
- Scotty...
- Jack quit.
Where you goin'?
There's a bomb on Cyclops.
I'm not gonna lose the first top assistant
I ever had. Jack, can't you take a joke?
OK, now. Easy does it.
Kitty, listen, I've opened the bomb.
- I gotta get it outta here.
- Wait! Don't touch it!
I've found what bomb it is.
- Has it got a dial with a red number?
- That's right.
Jane's Book of Bombs says
it's a Petard Diabolique 342.
- Not too much trouble.
- Right.
Here's how it works.
It's got a single hand-timing mechanism.
- Four wires at the top.
- Right.
One leads to the trigger,
one to the triggering mechanism,
one to the trigger guard
and one to all three.
There are also three fake triggers
and four fake trigger guards.
One trigger looks like a detonator, one
like a trigger guard, one like a trigger.
- Right.
- Now, the detonators...
You've eight detonators,
but they're all fake.
This bomb is no fake.
I gotta do somethin' fast.
- I'm gonna cut the yellow wire.
- No, don't!
It could be the blue one. You'll blow it!
I'm cutting yellow.
Kitty, I did it! I disarmed the bomb!