grease monkey.
A certified mechanic. Whoa!
Is that the dog?
This is Beethoven.
Come on, Beethoven!
Here, Beethoven! Come to Freddy!
Come on and say "hi." Come on!
Whoa!
Beethoven, don't lick Uncle Freddy!
You don't know where he's been.
Have you ever considered a face-lift?
Maybe just shorten these a little bit?
A little tuck?
Get this wolfhound off me.
Ew.
He's a Saint Bernard.
- Come on, Beethoven.
- Get him off!
So, Sara,
kicked out of camp, huh?
Way to go.
I got kicked out of college twice.
I wasn't kicked out.
They asked me to leave.
Oh, excuse me.
- Andjust exactly why
were you asked to leave?
They wanted me
to use an outhouse.
Do you know what that is?
A bathroom that's on the outside?
It's a toilet seat...
on a hole in the ground.
So you got sentenced to 30 days
hard time at Camp Freddy, huh?
Uncle Freddy!
Do you need glasses?
And welcome to Camp Freddy.
Ah, we've got a whole month together
before your parents get back from Hawaii.
They're in the Bahamas.
Well, palm trees and coconuts.
Close enough.
It's okay, Beethoven.
You can go on in.
Remember to wipe your feet.
Come on.
Grab the mail for me, would ya?
Sure.
Huh! Uh!
Uncle Freddy, I didn't do it.
Oh, it's okay.
Go on inside.
Somebody clipped
my mailbox again.
What kind of idiot can't see
a mailbox?
I've got to call the sheriff about this.
I'd throw his butt in jail
is what I'd do.
Beethoven?
Oh, no.
What have you done?
You've only been here 30 seconds
and you've already trashed the place.
Beethoven!
We're gonna get
kicked out of here too.
- Sorry about the kitchen.
- Is something wrong?
Well, it's kind of a mess.
I'm sorry about that.
I should have cleaned up before you got here.
You mean you did this?
Not Beethoven?
Uh, why?
Is he a messy dog or something?
It depends on what
you call messy.
Hey, no big deal.
I'll take care of this.
Just wait here one sec.
Boy, I can't wait to see my room.
Okay, Sara, grab a wall!
Whoa! Uncle Freddy!
Whoa!
I put the linoleum in
so I could do this!
Watch out, Beethoven!
It's just a little side benefit I get
for tuning up that fire truck.
Uncle Freddy, I already took a shower!
Beethoven, stay back!
Pretty clean, huh?
So, what do you usually have
for breakfast at home?
Mom says as far as nutrition
is concerned,
breakfast is the most important
meal of the day.
You've gotta have milk
and fruit and protein.
Okay. Comin' right up.
There you go.
This is breakfast?
Fruit, milk and protein...
Just like you asked for.
Uncle Freddy,
it's a banana split.
I think I'll have some
of your bran fiakes, if I may.
Bran fiakes? Okay, sure.
I don't see an expiration date on this,
so it should be okay.
Say "when."
When!
It's a shame to see all that ice cream
go to waste.
Mmm.
Hey, look at this.
Who needs a maid?
That floor will never be safe for trash again.
I should have got a dog
a long time ago.
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Watch out, Beethoven!
Whoa!
You are a natural. Mmm.
- Don't you have any work to do?
- The great thing about
being your own boss...
is nobody tells you when to come in,
you can have lunch
whenever you like...
and, best of all,
you can have creeper races
whenever you want.
Come on. Give it a try.
I don't know.
Mmm, come on. It'll be fun. Try it.
Um, no thanks.
It looks dangerous.
All right. You know what?
Sometimes you gotta jump in
without your fioaties. Watch.
- Aaah! Watch it, Uncle Freddy!
- Whoa!
Aaah!
Oh! Watch... Watch out!
Freddy!
I scored that jump a 10!
Hey, yeah. It was, wasn't it?
Uncle Freddy, are you okay?
Hey, you guys want to
hang out or something?
No, I can't. I gotta put shocks
on that Caddy over there.
But you guys should definitely hang out.
Hi, I'm Garrett.
Hi. I'm Sara.
You're very tall
for an eight-year-old.
Eight-year-old?
Okay, so I was off a couple of years.
Hey, is that your dog?
Yeah. This is Beethoven.
You know, Saint Bernards are known
for their psychic abilities.