this wine is really great.
Well, it's Chamberlin 1961.
Mm.
You know so much about wine, too.
I know nothing.
I ordered the most expensive one
and figured it must be the best.
These past few weeks have...
have been really fun for me.
You were so relaxed this morning,
back at my place.
Very uninhibited.
Nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.
Yeah. I have something
I wanna share with you.
I must be drunk,
or I wouldn't be doing this.
Drugs? Am I seeing correctly?
I... I gotta take these with water.
You can't take it with wine.
These are not drugs. These are herbs.
They're very rare. You can't get any more.
- What kind of herbs?
- They make you invisible.
You're right. You are a little drunk.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
Alice? Where the hell are you?
- I'm here. I'm right in front of you.
- Alice, this isn't funny!
See?
Oh, my God! I've got goose bumps
on my goose bumps.
Come on. Have a sip.
- What is this?
- Go on. I don't know. Just come on.
Take some.
- What will it do? I'm a father.
- Look, trust me.
- I... I don't feel any different.
- Wait a second.
- Do you see anything?
- Just give it a minute.
Oh. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God! I can't believe this.
- Isn't it great?
- I can't... Where did you get this?
Do you wanna go for a walk
or something, just for fun?
Jeez! Nothing shocks
New York cab drivers.
- Are you feeling more comfortable now?
- Yeah. I feel great.
- Isn't this a different way to spend a day?
- It's like a dream come true.
How many times I wished for this!
Especially when I lived next to the YWCA.
Here we are, strolling on
Madison Avenue, and no one can see us!
- Come here. Give me a kiss.
- Joe, not here.
We're invisible.
Let's make love against this mallbox.
- Stop it!
- Come on, come on.
There's Nina and Jane Taylor.
I'll bet anything they're going into
Ralph Lauren's. I have to follow them.
This is so wicked.
I just... I'm dying to eavesdrop.
I'll definitely go straight to hell.
Come on. If you want to, do it.
You only live once.
Ooh. Look at this.
- Ooh, this is pretty.
- Don't do that. You'll cause a riot.
There they are. I feel like a monster,
taking advantage like this, but...
Oh, my God!
That... that's that famous model.
I've seen her.
She's been in a million magazines.
Look at that body. I can't believe it.
- Calm yourself.
- Is she goin' in the changing room?
- I don't know.
- Change clothes?
Go ahead. Enjoy yourself, OK?
I'm gonna go check out Jane and Nina.
I find it hard to believe myself,
but it's true. She's having an affair.
Alice Tait? Our Alice Tait?
Miss Prissy Catholic-School
Mother Superior?
I ran into her the other day.
She was buying classical records.
He's a sax player. She turned beet red.
It adds up, because Anny Phyfe said she
saw her with a man - not her husband -
at the Whitney, and she was blissful.
I love these pants. Can you picture her
sleeping with another man?
I'm sure all the lights are out.
It was bound to happen. Doug has been
such a run-around for years.
You say that, but I don't know anyone
who's had an affair with him.
He's carefuI, but I've heard the stories.
He's a good-looking, rich, athletic man.
You think he's gonna be
satisfied with Miss Mouse?
Actually, Jane, now that you mention it,
I think I do remember someone.
I hear he's always got
something going on the outside.
Excuse me. There's some heavy
breathing in the dressing room.
I may be home late tomorrow. They're
throwing a Christmas party at the office.
- Shall I join?
- Oh, no, no.
It's not for wives.
You know, just the office crowd.
You know, this January
we'll be married 16 years.
Wow, that's a long time.
When you look around, I mean.
Have you ever been unfaithful to me?
- What kind of a question is that?
- You know. Every wife speculates.
- No.
- OK. It was just a casual question.
Have you?
- No.
- I was just kidding.
Dorothy, I need some sisterly advice.
I think Doug is having an