OK. I have to make a decision
between Doug and Joe.
Oh, God. Well...
- All right. What are your feelings?
- I don't know.
I have feelings for both of them.
Alice, is it that simple?
You just pick the one you want?
It's a long story, but yes, yes, I can.
- You're the one to make this decision.
- Come on, you two. Join the party.
It's prime time.
People are gonna begin leaving soon.
(* "Will You Still Be Mine"
by Erroll Garner)
That's great. Look at these people go.
- We're not gonna have anything left.
- The party's a big hit. So's the eggnog.
Cocktail franks and bicarbonate of soda.
What's... what's with Alice?
She looked so upset when she came in.
- I'm gonna go get some more cake.
- Come on, tell me.
Dorothy?
Excuse me. Alice?
Could I have a word with you?
- Yes. Excuse me. Excuse me.
- Excuse us.
Thanks. He was getting a little repetitious.
What is this?
I'm so glad you and Dorothy
are seeing more of each other.
Thank you. I'm glad, too.
- I've always liked you.
- Thank you. I've always liked...
Have I got something there?
I'm glad you guys moved to New York.
No, I mean, I really like you.
Thank you. I really like you, too.
- Now I know I made a mistake.
- What's that? A mistake?
Yeah. Marrying Dorothy. You're the one
I love. Always have, always will.
What are you saying?
What, are you kidding?
I don't know. Maybe I'm drunk.
Maybe you're drunk. I don't think
you should be saying things like that.
- Oh, Alice, darling.
- Ken, come on.
Come on, Ken.
Good to see you. Who's that?
It doesn't matter, anyway.
- Hello. Hi.
- Hello.
- We haven't met. I'm Sid Moscowitz.
- Excuse me. I'm Alice Tait.
You'll think I'm very forward, but you're
the loveliest creature I've ever seen.
Thank you.
That's very sweet. Thank you.
- Don't be offended.
- This is my night. I'm not at all offended.
- I've been staring at you for half an hour.
- Have you really?
- God!
- Excuse me. Hi, Sid. How are you?
- I'm fine.
- Everyone's having too much eggnog!
I want you to know I...
- You mean a lot to me.
- You don't even know me.
I know enough to know
that I would be lost without you.
- You'd be lost without me?
- Suddenly, really...
- You're my world, Alice.
- I was just looking for my sister Dorothy.
- Excuse me.
- I need to say this.
- Who are you?
- My name is Alice Tait.
- Excuse me.
- Dorothy's sister. I was looking for her.
- You are the most devastating...
- Alice.
- What is everyone on?
- Alice? I just... I Iove you.
- That's a beautiful name.
- Excuse me.
- The herbs. The herbs.
- (both) Alice. Excuse me.
The herbs. A bag,
did you see a brown bag around here?
- The nutmeg. I put that in the eggnog.
- Nutmeg? Oh, no. Isn't there any left?
- It was a small bag.
- It's not nutmeg. Get the eggnog, please.
- I thought it was.
- Tip the whole thing out.
- I'm Nat. I've been staring at you...
- There's been a mistake.
- Give me that. Don't drink any more.
- You're so lovely.
- Ken, let me talk to you tomorrow.
- I love you.
Excuse me. You're gonna think this is
very sudden. I love you. Let's get married.
- I think we should. I have a lot of money.
- Alice. My God.
- There's been an accident.
- Joseph Banks. Can you feel it?
- Alice?
- Can you feel? Can you...?
Why don't you back off a second, OK?
Let me talk to her. Give me one second.
(* "O Tannenbaum" by Liberace)
- Claire had so much liposuction done.
- Yes?
I ran into her in Palm Beach
and again at the kinesiologist's.
I think she wants to have an affair
with her dog-walker.
- (man) Taxi!
- Is it five or six Pekingese she has?
- Six, I think. Is he cute?
- Mm... Mezzo, mezzo.
- Is that you?
- Yeah.
- We have to talk.
- Yeah. I think we do need to talk.
All right. I've fooled around a little
over the years. I'm not perfect.
- Neither am I.
- No, you are.
No, Doug. I've lied. I've cheated.
- I've done things I didn't think I had in me.
- You have?
I have, I have.