open the door,
and still manage to see someone.
- Anyone know average walking speed?
- A meter and a half per second.
- A meter and a half.
- If you're healthy.
So, 10 seconds is 15 meters.
So 35 meters is about 25 seconds.
And we'll see which one of us
gets to the door first.
But you have to walk like him.
Pardon me, gentlemen.
I could time you.
- Yes.
- Thank you very much.
Thank you, as well.
You're the old man on the sofa.
I'm the criminal.
It should take you 2 seconds
to get up and find your slippers.
Start when I say so.
- Action!
- I'll kill you!
- What's going on?
- Stop, stop.
- Excuse me, you're disturbing us.
- We're working here, see.
No problem. Thank you.
We're doing an experiment. Sorry.
It's OK. Start again.
Reset the clock to zero.
Zero.
- Ready?
- Yes.
Attention...
- Action!
- I'll kill you!
- Get up.
- OK. There's a noise.
The knife. There are prints.
Come on, old man, up!
You hear a noise.
Something's up.
No, wait.
You have to wipe off the prints.
Wipe off the fingerprints completely.
Come on, old man, come on.
Let's go, let's go.
I wipe off the fingerprints.
You have to take the money.
You need to find it.
Old man, come on, come on, let's go!
Let's go!
But the boy would know
where the money is.
OK, I look for the money.
I'm looking for it.
I think that's enough time
to find the money.
Don't forget, put on your coat.
Come on, old man, something's up,
come on.
- Someone's shouting.
- Parasites...
I put on my jacket. I button it. I walk.
I walk. I'm in the other room now.
I open the door, I run.
I open another door.
I'm in the hall.
I open the door. I'm on the stairs.
Seven stairs,
three steps on the landing.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
1, 2, 3.
The old man's apartment
1, 2. That's all...
I'm outside!
But he only got as far as the door.
Add another 5 seconds for him
to unlock the door.
53 seconds, gentlemen.
53 seconds.
So what?
Maybe it was like that.
And maybe it wasn't.
The police believed the old man.
And I believe the police.
The old man saw the kid running away.
Or someone else running away.
Who?
Someone who wasn't in a hurry.
Someone who needed to be seen.
Push up.
You know, I think...
...that an old man with
rheumatoid arthritis type 3 FNS 2
could never walk
that far in ten seconds.
I say that as a doctor.
I want to vote.
I vote that the boy is not guilty.
Six - six.
And...
Me too.
Seven -five.
Seven -five.
- What is it?
- I'm cold.
Cold? We're all cold, pal.
They gave you double bars.
But you're still cold.
Deal with it, pal.
"A birch, a rowan tree"
"A willow on the river bank"
So, actor...
Your squad went to earn
some loot without you?
We call it "cleaning up".
"- Where could you find..."
- You performed here.
- For free, though.
- That's called a "command performance".
Did you switch sides as a joke?
That's called "buffoonery".
Catch!
You... Hey. Sorry, I...
I didn't mean to.
I thought you'd catch it.
Listen...
Listen.
Listen, you.
Why are you always
talking to me like that?
I said sorry. OK...
Why do you do it?
Do we know each other?
Did we play football...
...or drink vodka or chase girls?
- What? Huh?
- And why do you always cackle?
- Who cackles?
- You cackle. Why?
- Who cackles?
- You. All the time. Always cackling.
Why would I cackle?
We've been here 5 hours.
You found yourself a clown, eh?
What am I, a clown to you?
A cheap clown?
I'm sick of your laughter!
You've all turned blue from cackling,
like you were strangled.
You always want to laugh.
You think it's funny.
You laugh everywhere at everything!
Before you even sit in your seat
you're ready with your cackle.
You laugh at absolutely everything!
Life. Death. Tsunami.
Earthquakes! And you cackle!
Half the country's freezing...
A cop murders someone...
Five million homeless orphans...
Why are you laughing?
Why the "ha ha ha"?
Because being serious terrifies you.
Not long ago...
...I