know. I guess he's busy,
you know. Got better things to do.
Hey, come on.
What's with the long furry faces?
We're gonna have fun.
We're gonna have a big show.
I'll tell you what, you guys like
deep-tissue massage? All right?
I know a guy. Let me call my guy.
I'll get on that.
Hey, captain, come here.
Listen.
Dave Seville.
Learn the name, look for the face.
If he shows up tomorrow night,
he doesn't get near my chipmunks.
- Got it? Okay.
- Got it.
Uncle Ian?
- What are you doing here?
- Can I sleep with you?
I had a nightmare.
Oh, you had a nightmare?
I had a nightmare too.
In my nightmare...
...I had to put together 37 dates
in 42 days, in 16 different countries.
And I had to coordinate 121
different radio and print interviews...
...in five different languages.
But you know what, Theo?
The only difference is...
...in my nightmare, when I open
my eyes, it doesn't end.
So is that a no?
Guys...
...I wanna go home.
What do you mean? You are home.
No, I mean, "home" home.
You know, with Dave.
But, Theodore, come on.
Wake up and smell the toffee.
Dave doesn't even want us. He doesn't
care enough to even come to our show.
Here's Julianne Reynolds
with today's entertainment news.
Too tired to rock?
The Chipmunks might be.
Rumor of exhaustion and voice strain are
swirling around the singing sensation.
Is it because of toaster waffle overload?
Or a rigorous tour schedule?
It's hard to say. But manager-producer
Ian Hawke has assured Fox...
... the trio will make
their first stop tonight...
... on their highly anticipated world tour
at the Orpheum Theatre in Los Angeles.
That's it.
Okay.
You three sound like
you've been gargling nails.
- I'll cover for you.
- Thank you.
Can we get Wardrobe
down here, please?
Well?
I could give you a lot of fancy terms,
but, bottom line, they're exhausted.
Okay, well, give them a shot
or a cream or a pill or something.
I've invested every dime I have
in these guys.
They need a long rest.
A long rest. Are you...? Okay.
Yeah, a long rest, right.
Right, yeah. I'm not a doctor, so...
I'll get them that rest. Thank you.
I'll take care of it.
Thank you so much. I will...
I appreciate it. Hey, hey, doc.
Chipmunk fever, catch it.
Knock, knock.
So listen, guys,
I just talked to the doctor.
And I don't feel right about
sending you guys out like this.
So you're gonna cancel the show?
No. No,
then I'd have to give out refunds.
No. What I'm talking about
is having you guys lip-synch. Yeah.
Isn't that like cheating?
No, it's not like cheating. It's...
Cheating is wrong.
This is more like helping.
Yeah, all the superstars do it.
Just make sure that you mouth the
words exactly like we recorded them.
- Otherwise, people will know.
- That we're cheating.
- No.
- Guys, what other choice do we have?
Yeah. See?
That's why he's the one with the letter.
All right, guys, tighten up.
And remember, mouth the words
and no one will know.
Love you.
You know you got it made
When you drop your Escalade
For the drop top
Iced out, rocks hot
Droppin' dollars, ladies holler
Hey, gotta get that cream
You know you got it made
When they send in a parade
When you drop down
Write a check in town
All just for one day
Gotta get that cream
- Don't you know that's how they roll?
- Roll, roll, roll
Can you get down with the
Funk, funk, funk of the Chipmunks?
Baby, you know
Funk, funk, funk of the Chipmunks
Oh, come on,
you gotta have one more ticket.
Sorry.
Come on, here's Theodore
You're here to stay
When you're always getting paid
And it don't stop, never, no
It won't stop no matter what they say
- Gotta live the dream
- Take it, Simon
You're here to stay
When your honeys think you hit
'Cause we gots it
Everybody watch it
I love it. You