re a chipmunk, your parents take care of you for a week. Then they take off. Our parents were hippies. They left early to join a commune. - I am Robert the Robot. - Help! Crazy robot. Help! It's after me! - It's after me. - Hey. Hey. Be careful with that. - Sorry. - It's a collectible. - I got it for Christmas last year. - Christmas! We love Christmas. Even though we've never actually celebrated it. But we want to. Yeah, you can never go wrong with Christmas. Oh, maybe we can celebrate it with you. Yeah, maybe. Look, I've had a long and weird day, so off to bed. Come on. We start work tomorrow. I want you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed by 8. My tail isn't bushy till 9. Not my problem. Now go to sleep. I hope Christmas comes fast. Me too. Want a plane that loops the loop? Loop. Hoop. Hula-Hoop. Here's trouble. Fire in the hole! What are you guys doing? Nothing. What are you doing? Stand back, Dave. She's gonna blow! I got it. I got it, guys. Come to papa. - Hey. Where did it go? - Simon, this landed right in front of you. You didn't see it? How many fingers am I holding up? Four. No, no, no. Eight? Counting your thumb? - Wait, wait, wait... - Hang on a second. Six. Final answer is six. Try these. How's that? Someone trashed your house. It was clean when I went to bed last night. Well, we colored for a while, but then we got hungry. Wanna see what we colored? Actually, I wanna play you something. I wrote a song for you guys to sing, so let's... We've put a few toaster waffles aside for winter. And we're not sharing. Guys, we're gonna have food all winter, so if you start storing it... ...it's gonna get gross and we're gonna have rodent... Bad, you know, non-talking rodents around here. Let's go. Let's get to work. All right, you chipmunks. Ready to sing your song? - I'll say we are. - Yeah. Let's sing it now. - Ready, Simon? - Okay. - Ready, Theodore? - Okay. Alvin? Alvin? This kicks a hamster wheel's butt. Alvin! Okay! Christmas, Christmastime is near Time for toys and time for cheer We've been good, but we can't last Hurry, Christmas, hurry fast Want a plane that loops the loop Me, I want a Hula-Hoop We can't hardly stand the wait Please, Christmas, don't be late What? Dave Seville's in the lobby. He says he won't leave without seeing you. That loser again? - Dave. - Ian. - Okay. - I've got something for you. - It's your next big thing. - Dave. Don't say anything. What the...? Dave, don't do this to yourself, man. They sing. No. They don't. They do. Just give me a second. Come on, guys. Want a plane that loops the loop Me, I want a Hula-Hoop You know, Dave... ...some people might say it's kind of weird... ...that a grown man would want a Hula-Hoop. And others would say, "You know what's weirder than that? A grown man bringing another grown man... ...a big box with a bunch of chipmunks in it... ...who not only speak English but can sing." They do sing. We've been practicing all morning. Oh, you've been practicing. I never realized. Okay, well. Yeah. Okay, no. Dave, I'm going to pretend... ...that I have a lunch to go to. I've got a lunch to go to. What was that? Nothing. Nothing. Just a little stage fright. I thought my heart was gonna explode. We're not performing monkeys. Why do we have to sing for that guy? Well, how's this? Pretend I need the money and I hate my job... ...and you're staying at my place, so you owe me. We're sorry, Dave. Yeah, that helps. Never mind. I'm late for work. Can we go with you? What, so you can mess that up too? You're going home. Can I stand in your lap and steer? Oh, can we at least beep the horn? Never mind. So sorry about the delay. It should be a couple more minutes. But we're building the suspense. - Here he is. - Sorry I'm late. Boy, am I ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Коллекционер на английском - текст Повелители вселенной на английском - текст Прах Анджелы на английском - текст Конец света на английском - текст Остров Сокровищ на английском |