Okay, Simon. That's enough. I'm finished now. Simon. - Hey, give me that. - Let go, Alvin. Oh, come on. - You had a turn. - Who says you get a turn? Give me that. Simon! - You got to try. - Get your mangy paws off of it. - Scram. - I want it. Alvin, you don't decide. - Why didn't the airbags deploy? - Theodore, don't go into the light. - Let's do it again. - Awesome. - Playing hard? - Oh, yes. Good. Because tomorrow, you start working hard. Coast to coast in five days. Well, Dave says that touring is no life for a kid. For a normal kid. You guys are superstars. - Yes. - Which reminds me... ...Simon, let's get rid of these boring glasses. And try on these super cool in-the-now glasses. Oh, my God, oh. These would be great if I could see out of them. Your eyes will adjust. Come on, boys. Let's hit the road. - Shotgun. - Hit the road. Alvin... Give me a big fella. Alvin, big, big. No hiding. Come on, come on. Make love to the camera. Sell it. Big smile. Yes. Theodore, chin out. Yeah. That's it. Good stuff. There you go. Come on, get in there. Strong. Give me some booty. Spank it. There you got it. Now you got it. If the Chipmunks like Crunchy Nibbles, your pet will love them. Cut. Here we are. Okay? All right? Hold it. We're not done. - You tell me. - Killing me. - What do you want? - You are killing me here. There's no button I can push that wakes them to sing notes. You kidding? There's 5000 buttons here. - What button do you want me to push? - Fine. I've got it. All right, guys. Guess what your uncle Ian brought you. Coffee. I love toffee. No, it's coffee, Theodore, coffee. It's a... Like a super cool energy health drink... ...with whipped cream and caramel and two pumps of chocolate. Enjoy. That ought to keep them awake. - Get munk'd - Go, go, go Yeah, Chipmunks Always can get munk'd Hey, hey, hey Come and get munk'd With the Chipmunk rugrats Come and get munk'd with the Munks Get munk'd with the Chipmunk rugrats Come and get munk'd with the Munks Stop, stop. Come on, guys. We need more energy, okay? We need more dry ice. We need more, you know, wow. All right? We're the Chipmunks, for crying out loud. This is absurd. I feel like P. Diddy with fur. And to be honest, the new songs don't really sound like us. Well, you know what I think? I think the new direction is perfect, you know. It's all about today's edge. Dave always said it was all about the music. "Dave always said... " You know what? Dave, Dave, Dave. Dave is not here, okay? It's me. It's fun Uncle Ian, all right? Okay? What are you...? What are you gonna say? What's your name? - Taffy. - Taffy? What kind of name is Taffy? What do you do? - Choreography. - I don't know what "choreography" is. - What is that? - It's dance. Oh, is it dancing? Well, next time say, you know, "I'm the dance guy... " Hello? Who? Dave Seville. Name rings a bell. A dead... ...broken bell. - Just let me talk to the guys. - I don't think that's such a good idea. The boys are still stinging a little bit from you kicking them out. - That's not what happened. - Denial. So, what's this I hear about a European tour? You're taking them away for six months? No, 12 actually. If we can get China to go chipmunk. Twelve? Look, I just wanted to say hi. See how they're doing. They're doing great. They're loving life. Living large. Face it, Dave. They've moved on. - They're happy now. - Look, Ian, I wanna talk to them. Put them on the phone. Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen, Dave. Got a world tour, gonna start tomorrow. And these guys don't need the extra pressure. - We'll send you a postcard. - Lan, you can't do this. They're not ready for something like that. They're just kids. - I'm gonna see them. - Look, Dave, I'm... Wait. - Lan? - Yeah? What? - Lan. - I ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Тепловой удар на английском - текст Алиса здесь больше не живет на английском - текст Конец света на английском - текст Слон и Моська на английском - текст Мой друг Иван Лапшин на английском |